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[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Ska is what plays in a 13 year old boy's head when he finds an extra mozzarella stick.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

IS there a variation of emo music where it's like "The world is broken, but that's okay - I'm fighting to deal with the broken parts"

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Country: the truck is broken and there is an odd beauty in family parts.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

family parts?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

These are the four stages of Rand al'Thor

[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

World Inferno/Friendship Society. They got it all.

[–] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Country: the world is broken but so is my pickup

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Jazz: The world is broken and it's beautiful

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Scat: the wo-wo-wooo-ba-ba-ba-ba-ski-ski-skiddlidoo

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 119 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Pop: world is broken let's ignore it

R&b: world is broken let's smash

D&b: world is broken let's dance

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Pop: I have a crush on a boy. World broken? Sorry, um... I don't follow the news.

Gangsta Rap: I'm the king of this 'hood, and don't give a shit about anything happening outside of it.

Country: My truck is my whole world, and the world is broken.

Classical: I will describe the great forces at play that are breaking the world using music.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Techno: The world is not broken as long as we have drugs

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Trance: the world is broken and I can see it in all its kaleidoscopic majesty.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Shoegaze:

T̵̡̫̣̫̗̝̪̄̏͑̌̌͛̾h̷̲̻̯̬̲͓͛͆̌̍̂͊̍́̽̌̍̈̚͠͝ĕ̴̢̢̻͉̬̗̦͉̼̻̮͌̐̿͒̈̽͑́͆ͅ ̸͕͈̩̖̙͙̮̺͗̈͆̔́́̊̐͜͜w̶̡̨̢̹͇̳̗͓̔̀͛̌́̓̈͋ó̴̡̧̤͕̻͎̗͙̰̤̗̮̗͎̦̾r̴̘͇̐̎̽̇̋͛͝͠ľ̵̢̡̧̳͈̬̟͎͚̩̳̳̈́͗͑͌͋́̀̀͑͜͜d̴̨̡̨̙̲͖͉͇͙͚̦̫̞̄̊̚ ̸̡̡̝̯̮͕͚͓̆̽̇͐͊̊ǐ̷̢̙̪̝̝͉̩̳̜̯͎̋͛̀̎́͜s̴̖̣̰̞̣̼̎͌͐̇̐̆͛͛͝͠͝ ̵̧̗̳̅͋b̶̨̩̫͖̥̺͚̝͈̫͚̈̎̀̿́̾̆r̷̨͎͉͔̫̝̫̯͚̤͚̻̼͚̦̒̈̑̈́̐͗̍͋̊͠ọ̸͕̱̥͓̞̩̼̲͈̲̺̹̜̻̃̈̈́̔̑͂̀̅̀k̶̏̎͜ȩ̴̻͍͔̬̦̟̼̌̂̇̈́͘͝n̵̳̫̱̤̪̮̫͑̊́̀,̴̡̼̻͛
̶̡̬̝̠͈̱͓͈̝̮̹̫̗͂̈́̀͗͑͋̒b̸̮̲̈́̉̄̈ŗ̷̡̛̳̻̇̔̌̇̍̄̀̍̄͗́ớ̴̧̡͇̭͉͍̜͑̓̏̇́̊̐̽̓̅͘͝ͅǩ̸̡͓̮̺̻̙̳̟̺̥̘̦͉̂͂̅͋̾́̂̊͆͝è̵̜͈̦̤̙̠̱̯̊̀̉̉͆̏̿͛̌̐̚͝n̵̢̛͓̦̪̬̻̖̥̔͐́̍̍͗̈́̊̔̃̋̒͠ņ̸̛̜̠͇̭̩̰̒͑̀̈̎̉̀͂ͅn̶͙̫͕͖͚͍̝͔͗̓̈́̐ṉ̶̞̪̪̲̖̻̪̩̘͓̞̤̆̆͒͑̏̃̋͆͊̌̑͠ͅͅṉ̶̡̡̙͖͙̓͒̓̅͘͜n̴̡̖̞͖̏̈̇͐̊̈̌̅̏̀͛͘͝ņ̷̡̹̼̟̼̜̼̪̗͇̺́͐̑͝ͅn̸̖͉̬͗̌͊̈́̈́̍̕n̵͓̳̫͖͔̯͐͗̈́̿̆̐̓̀͐͋̾͝ņ̴͚̭̣̫̺͈̗̜̞̼̥͉̃̌̈̓̾͠,̴̫͇̉́͒̈́͑̐͝͝
̸̛̺̣̪́́̒͊̀̍̎̑͛̌͘͜Ț̸̨͈̯̲͓̻̜̳̤̻̝͉̱̺͑͆̈́̐̃̎h̸̛̠͔͉̜͈͍̺͚̙͔͍̩̘̀͋͐͋͜͝e̴̡̛̩͙̼̘̲͙̙̩̽̄̈́̆͂͆̊̇́͜ ̵̭͕̭̈́ẇ̷̱͛́̌ȏ̶̡͈̟̮̙̫̲̦͚͈̩̙̾͂̊̿̀͜͜r̴̞̪̯̓̒̇͗̑͌͂͘͘l̷͕̪̖̦͔̯͖̉̾̑̄̈́͂̑̂͌̒͛̆͊͜d̴̛̪̙̐̋͆͛̊̄̀̿̽͠ ̸̪̹̦̺̘̦̌̃̏̿̿́̍̃̀̓͆̕͝͠ï̶̜̭͒͒̈͋̍̂̍̃͛̉͂́͘s̷͎̲̰̕ ̶̰̐͗̽̊̌̃͌̄̓͆͜͝ͅb̴̟̠͉̺̖͇͎͗̀r̸̻̥̺͉̩͎̯͕̪͍̝͈̦͋̃͊̒̔̃ͅỏ̶̡̤̦̦̃͌̄̃̔̈́͛̇͊̊̀͘͝ḳ̵̨̹̫̘̙͚̬̥̗̱͕̩̙̕ͅé̵̝͜͝͠n̴͇̲̽̀̀́̐̈,̷̝͙͍͐̀͋̌̽̀̔͒
̴̢͍̺̟̙̮̟͍͈̮̿̏͑̈́̒͑͗̍̄͐̉͘͠͝B̸̡̧̖͕̙͓̩͎͋̓͛̿͑͒̅̎̆͝u̸̥̣̜̫̘͖͈̥̗̽͋͐̿̉͌̀͂̕t̴̢͍̯̰̭̪̝̭̤̆̊̈́̽͌͒͊̈́̅͒̾̈́͝ ̵̥̮̦̝͚͓͍̈́̿̊̆̈͆̏Ḯ̷̡̳̻̼͉̒̀͐̅̀̽̎̈̄̍͘'̷͔͓͖̮̺͓̘͇̟̺̫̀͊̀͌̈̃̔͋͐̈̑͝ͅm̸̨̹̱̘͊͒̓̓̍͛͗̌͜͠͝ ̴̧̧̝̳̗̞̼̇̾̌͘͝ͅă̷̙͚̔́͘l̶̻̆̈́̒̽́͘͜͠r̸̡̹͉̙͙̖̟͉̣̀̂̀̿̃̆̉̽͝i̶̗̮̭̖̗̓́̿͑̚͠͠͝g̸̨̡͈̥͎̹͎͚̺͑̇̆̄́̒͜ḧ̶̯̞́͂͠t̶̨̧̢̜̩̮͉̦͉̦͒̈́͑̀͑̐̈́̇́͊́͛̕͝,̸͕͙̱́̍̒͗̇̈́̈́͠

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

folk metal: the world is broken, as foretold from by the Ancient Ones whom we celebrate with gut-wrenching melancholy

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Breakcore: “the world is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR b r o k eeeeeeee n”.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jazz: " the world is broken and ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop"

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[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

D&D: world is broken let's adventure

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] saimen@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Metal: world is broken and so are we.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weirdcore: World is broken so I've been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I'm delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What -core is "I haven't slept in a week for non-meth reasons so here's wonderwall" (I never learned to play wonderwall)?

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Industrial: The world is broken and has been for a while so let's go to the abandoned husk of the inner city, throw a party, and make insane music before it crashes down around our ears.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It all sounds so dated now... I used to listen to all this stuff.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Just different stages of grief. The world is broken. Maybe we can fix some parts of it but nobody is going to singlehandedly fix everything. Trying to fix it is the bargaining stage of grief. Being upset that you can't do anything is the depression stage. Embracing it is the acceptance stage. Can't change the world but we can change our attitude.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 70 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Death Metal: RAARRRAOARAAAGHHH (booklet with the lyrics probably says "world is broken let's fuck shit up" )

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, “if you piss blood it's a symptom of kidney issues”.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks."

Grunge: "The world is broken, and so am I. But there's nothing we can do about it so let's just fuck."

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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Furries: OWO Notices your broken world

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[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

trve black metal: bizarre rooster sounds

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (15 children)

3/4ths of these are just punk subgenres lol

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YOU'RE a punk subgenre >:(

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YO MOMMA is a punk subgenre!

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She's awesome!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I concur, their momma is mighty fine.

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (25 children)

Open question to the floor: what is the most "Ska" song I could send to someone? Like the most iconic or the most stereotypical "Ska" a song could possibly be.

Edit: I've got some listening to do, thanks for the responses, keep them coming! I've never heard of half these bands, and while Ska isn't usually my thing I definitely vibe with some of them.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

For the 90s ska revival, I think Reel Big Fish takes the cake for most ska-ish ska band

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't realize I was ska until just now. I in fact have a trumpet and a coronet. And the first live show I ever got high at was Skankin Pickle touring Skafunkrastapunk. Somehow completely unrelated I ended up with their bass drum kick pedal about a year and a half later. I don't even listen to ska though. But the attitude is all mine!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Yo I got a sax. We just need a bass player and we got a band

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Don't forget us trombone players.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nu metal is bipolar. Its either "the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy" or "the world is broken and thats why im setting the whole fucking place on fire including myself"

[–] pirating@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn, now I need to learn about Nu Metal! Who do I listen to in the first batch?

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

blackened death doom and roll - beady eye music, man

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