Home ownership is now a soulslike? I've been training for this my whole middle-aged life.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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If you were a tenant and you are getting kicked out you should have different rights like a proper eviction and a court date.
If you just broke in you should simply be removed by the cops on penalty of law if the landlord lies and you are actually a tenant who was illegally evicted.
This is what the law in liberal wa state is.
Well, this is how they will develop melee experience.
And then we will all be carring swords again.
At least guns are egalitarian.
Yes, I am ducking.
donning full plate armor and a dagger "Luckily I'm no average squatter"
Nah fuck squatters too. Everyone sucks here but squatters are just as trashy. We need to have a vacant homes penalty desperately but yeah that won't happen anytime soon if ever in my lifetime.
I’d much rather make a squatter homeless than have a landlord lose property,” Jacobs added
I'd much rather make poor people without an option homeless than have a rich asshole lose some money!
Do you think broke people should feel the same way about banks? Just take their assets because they're in need? Besides, I'm not sure most squatters are poor. They tend to fill a captured house with new furniture quickly.
Right? Like, what in the fuck?
We must defend the empty properties!
Also, we must solve the housing crisis by building more houses!
It's gonna be really funny when dude gets charged with menacing and extortion.
This might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I'm definitely going to feel like he's there to harm me, whether or not he says he is.
TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don't even know if he'll be the aggressor.
He's gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die.
What about hiring a bat-wielding man to scare squatters out of your vacant home by swinging the bat from time to time like Jack Torrance in Stanley Kubrick's horror film The Shining (1980) and exclaiming, "All I want to do is bash your brains in, bash them right the hell in!", to see if that will scare the squatters out of a home they don't own?
Totally random and off topic, but that dude looks like ~~a yoked up version of~~ Josh Strife Hayes.
Update: Apparently its been a while since I've watched Josh, he may actually be more yoked up than this dude.
Hayes has yoked up so much by seemingly working a fitness routine into his regular gaming habit that he apparently a lot of people think he's on steroids???
This is news to me and now I have to go read about it because I also use to watch him???
Yeah, I guess its Josh 'Swole' Hayes these days, lol.
Its incredible how much he's like, the mirror image of Asmongold, his negation.
Everyone here sucks except the squatters.
He stabbed me with a sword Mal ... How weird!
You can't stop the signal, Mal.
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