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Bar owner is arrested after St. Louis police officer crashes into his business (www.seattletimes.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Sorry folks, this didn't look paywalled for me when I posted it.

Links others have provided:

https://archive.md/EwTss

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/20/gay-bar-pm-st-louis-police-crash-owner-arrest/71986781007/

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[–] fpslem@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Non-paywalled article here:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/20/gay-bar-pm-st-louis-police-crash-owner-arrest/71986781007/

Officers arrested one of the bar's owners because he refused to show them ID? The officers just crashed into his bar in the middle of the night, he gets out of bed to see what that loud noise was, and they arrest him because he won't show them ID? In Missouri police can only ask to see ID if there is a reasonable suspicion of some wrongdoing, and I can't see that a building owner is doing anything wrong when he checks on the probationary cops that just plowed into his building because they suck at driving or were driving too fast.

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 62 points 10 months ago

because they suck at driving or were driving too fast.

They ran a red light just before the crash, and other officers refused to use a breathalyzer on them. No blood samples were taken either.

[–] Big_Boss_77@kbin.social 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Owning a building/business while gay is a felony in Missouri...

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, is the bar owner gay? I live in Missouri, on the opposite end of the state, and there's a gay couple that own a really popular bar in town.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The business they smashed into is an LGBT bar

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve been seriously thinking of building an LGBT bar. Does anyone know where I can purchase gay bricks?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Man it’s so cheap to live in WV. Too bad it’s in WV.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gay bricks are made from gay clay, so they say

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Wanna sit by the bay and eat some hay? I just may. What do ya say?

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“I was in bed. I heard a loud bang. I felt the building shake. I ran down from upstairs. He actually apologized to me.," Pence told Fox 2. "He said ‘I literally swerved to miss a dog.’ He was very–he was actually extremely nice. He was the nicest officer out there.”

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The cops keep changing their story. It's been at least a dog and a parked car that I know of. Then there's the bodycam footage they won't release. Then there's the security cam footage showing them run a redlight (dramatically) seconds before the collision. They also didn't breathalyze the office or otherwise test him for DWI.

Each of the above points is supported by one or more of the links below.

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-courts/st-louis-police-ran-red-light-seconds-before-crashing-into-bar-lawyer-says/article_0f83a914-9fa7-11ee-82b6-e79f499ffa19.html (includes video)

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-courts/police-wont-release-body-camera-footage-in-suvs-crash-into-st-louis-bar/article_c9a5b148-a10a-11ee-a8b2-2f4609f45b8c.html

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjvme3/st-louis-gay-bar-police-crash

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/st-louis-police-suv-that-hit-bar-pm-ran-a-red-light-moments-earlier-41489947

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My experience with Missouri police was not a good one. They lied and said my taillights (yes, both) were out and "that" was why they pulled me over apparently. So he took me to his car, where I could see my taillights functioning, and accused me of smuggling drugs from México. Apparently, because I had taken a road trip to New Mexico (which he interrogated out of me), that means that I had drugs from the country México. Tell me how a police officer doesn't know New Mexico is a state...

To top it all off, he told me to stop breaking the law and let me on my way without so much as a clue to what law I was breaking.

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't talk to police officers.

Memorize this script:

  • “Why did you pull me over?”
  • (When they ask questions like where are you going? Where are you coming from? What is that smell?) “I’m not discussing my day.
  • “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (If you are being detained, invoke the 5th amendment.)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We'll see that's your first problem right there.

Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they'll think you're one of them.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely curious, what were you trying to communicate by directly quoting their entire comment?

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to accomplish that if they delete their account or comment there is still context for the comic I posted.

I'm genuinely curious why that would be bothersome in any case.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I understand. I was just curious. I personally didn't find it bothersome, but I don't speak for anyone but me.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

All good, and I apologize for assuming your tone. (Strangely I thought I'd already replied but Kbin seems to have eaten it.)

[–] BeardedBaker@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

And then, you shut the fuck up.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

That's one count of parking your bar in the way of a police cruiser and one count of being gay in st. louis. Bake 'em away, toys.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

This article is utterly devoid of details. I hope to hear more about this soon.

Edit: apparently I did not read the whole thing. I stopped when I got to this:

"To continue reading, log in or subscribe.”

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cop ran red light, swerved across two lane and hit the gay bar. Then they went after the owner and trumped up an assault charge when witnesses say there was no assault. Oh and first they tried to say they were swerving to miss a dog, then to miss a parked car.

I think that's about the jist of it.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I read another article with more detail, unfortunately it was a police statement, so you know for a fact it's mostly lies.

They claim he attacked the cops when they crashed through his business, which I don't buy for a second. More likely he got rightly pissed, bitched out the cops and they didn't like being yelled at and arrested him.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All of that is in the original article, I'm not sure what you guys are seeing.

Edit: Apparently it's paywalled for some people? No idea why it's not for me.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Article says video shows the owner didn't strike the officer.

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

There's a lot of detail there... Did you go all the way down? Anyway, that's messed up!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... Did you just stop at the title?

There's like 25 paragraphs detailing the whole situation. Only thing really missing is the footage NYT supposedly saw.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The article is paywalled.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Huh, wasn't for me, but ~~NYT~~ Seattle Times (fooled by the damn font) so...

Https://12ft.io

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Archived link

https://archive.md/EwTss

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Appreciated, thank you.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

archive.md

Among all the sites that do this, this is the only one that has remained undefeated. It has worked every time.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What does their being gay have anything to do with this except act as rage bait?