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I'm a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
And I just now realised what was going on when I was around 15 and a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact... God damn it.
She should communicate with her words.
That's a perfectly fine thing to do at 15. Cuddling while watching a movie. I think you're just looking through it through a different lens now that you're (presumably) no longer a teenager.
"The 30s are men's best years!"
Meanwhile:

Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
Does he glow as well by any chance, Tar?
I got the fading widow's peak in my early twenties. And it hasn't progressed at all in like twenty years!
7 a few years after high-school. I dont care, im not the one that has to look at it.
My father is stage 3 at age 51. Interesting. Guess he will be stage 6 by 110.
To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.
"When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!"
Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?

Gotta up your game boy.
Dang what's that from?
Oh wow. Wild Wild West. They had the best burger king (or was it mcdonalds? p sure its bk) kids toys
Tx!
Jon Peters: heavy breathing
Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.
Peak dad bod
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
Last living one we know of, at least.
Which in all honesty leaves a lot open for Bethesda to bring them back in some capacity. Between Dragon Breaks, Chim, and literal time travel there's a lot they could do not even getting into the other metaphysics and metamagics in the setting.
For those who haven't deep delved EUSP I shall list what the three things I listed implies.
Dragon Breaks, a dragon break is what happens when time becomes non linear the fun thing is that it can be both retroactive and postactive. The ending of Elder Scrolls 2 Daggerfall is sometimes theorized to have caused a dragon break so massive that it basically rewrote the setting with its shockwave. This is admittedly just an in universe way of explaining retcons.
Chim, basically a character in the setting achieves awareness that they are infact fictional and becomes effectively a god. Tuber Septum achieved partial Chim caused a dragon break and removed the jungles of Cyrodil from history. Also Vivec achieved Chim and Dagoth Ur fucked up the process without removing himself entirely.
Time travel, basically what it says on the tin. Fun fact Pelinal Whitestrake was from a different timeline and was basically the Terminator.
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.
Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we're all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.
What a grand and intoxicating bod!
Urgot
Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!
This is crazy; what game is this from?
Elder scrolls morrowind
Oh! I think I've heard of it before. I'll look it up. For anybody who has played it: is it fun?
Morrowind remains my favorite Elder Scrolls game. It's a bit more hardcore RPG than Skyrim for sure, and that may turn some folks off. And it's definitely an older game with most of the dialog written. But it is an EXCEPTIONAL game. The world is beautiful and varied and exploration still feels more rewarding than Oblivion or Skyrim, the amount of lore to explore is HUGE,, the specificity when building and leveling your character out exactly how you want is expansive, and the game doesn't hold your hand - you can kill people who are vital to the main story if you want to, it just lets you doom the world if you really want to.
Nowadays, I'd strongly recommend running it with the excellent OpenMW engine, it's rock solid and performs better than the original game, hell there's even a working multiplayer fork of it!
It is amazing but it doesn't hold your hand as far as quests go. There's no big arrow pointing to your objective. Items don't blink or glow. You must read the quest journal and wander around. There's transport options but no generic fast travel.
Also, if you can find a mod to remove cliff racers then use it.
But then how would I satisfy my unquenchable thirst for bird blood?
You be nice, he's the hottest dwemer in all of Tamriel!
I'll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.
Get the new "Bagarn Bod" today with this simple trick doctors won't tell you!
Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs. /s
Once women hit menopause they're experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y'all, but I'd assign that great value.
Tom Segura getting fat again..