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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 164 points 5 days ago (5 children)

She's a keeper. You're lucky. She's letting you know what irritates her, and how to avoid aggravating her again and also providing a way to make it up to her. This is the way to a harmonious life.

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or she came up with a goal--and an annoyance to help drive it.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is the fucked up comment

[–] buggybug@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

this is the meow meow comment. meow!

[–] udon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

this is the correct comment

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

"happy wife happy life" seems so.. antiquated though.

edit i think my viewpoint might be because my parents were both born in the early 1950s and very much reinforce the "boomer" stereotypes. i think both people in a partnership should be happy, to be clear.

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the only antiquated part is 'wife.'

Happy Spouse, Happy House

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

How so? I derive great joy from bringing joy to my loved ones. Love and happiness is greater when shared with others.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

There's truth in the saying though, since doing something nice to someone else feels good. And if that someone is a loved one, who you likely spend a lot of your time with/around, then that feeling is amplified.

Also it's much more fun to spend time with people who are in a good mood than them being in a sour one.

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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't buy fabrics you can't wash. Seems kinda dumb.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Duvets usiually have duvet covers. The chocolate probably either went through the cover or it's a button up duvet cover and got in.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

The throw is what is unwashable. Dumb though, just wash it anyways or spot clean.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 61 points 5 days ago (8 children)

People are capable of being annoyed by something but still make peace with their feelings and get on with their day.

Can some people not do this?

Not to mention that their partner is annoyed, but that doesn't mean they suddenly don't love them any more.

People weirdly paint each other as black and white, completely this or completely that, and don't consider maturity and complexity. It's odd.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, and this comment annoyed me.

Pick your weapon, we meet at dawn.

(/s in case a moderator can't read cues)

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its so easy to spot people who've been banned from reddit one too many times

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Yes, there are people that can't do that.

I know someone who received a phone call in the morning to ask if they were actually cool with their husband taking a trip across the country with him. Ruined her whole day. Couldnt go to work because she didnt want to cry in the office. She knew about the vacation and was fine with it. Still not entirely sure how that ruined her day, but it did.

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I dunno she pretty clearly said she’s annoyed which sounds like a description of how angry she is

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But how do I read these subtle hints, can't she just tell me how she's feeling?

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i wonder how much extra stress access to instant non-verbal communication has added to humanity. like for thousands of years you could only talk to someone face to face or wait three months for a letter to arrive. we never really had to try and translate someone's intent without the aid of vocal tone and body language until pretty recently.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

it's entirely unsurprising that emojis have become so standard, when you think about it like this.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't eat chocolate in the bed you fuckin goblins!

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago (10 children)

People who eat in bed are just animals.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

it entirely depends on what you eat, some things are very easy to keep contained, especially if you keep them on a plate.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Ach@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You are an animal if you eat crisps in bed.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She was so mad about the chocolate, her mind immediately went to drinking.

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

see, this is why we millienials throw so many lols into our text communication. so people know it's not super serious lol.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Husband here.

Sometimes relationships end up with one "tidy one" and one "messy one".

I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a "tidy one".

I got married to my "messy one". She's in charge of keeping the house clean.

I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok. I'm going to help you out. I'll take your messy wife, and I'll also be messy with her. We'll eat chocolate in bed. We'll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

And you can take my wife.

Also, I'm not married.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

When did she say she was mad??

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Well sometimes some people don't say directly that they're mad but say things like "I'm annoyed"

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 4 days ago

She’s annoyed but not mad. She wants to be acknowledged but not fight. It’s not a big deal if you say I’m so sorry about that and move on.

Bonus points if you buy a new throw.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She set clear expectations, so the communication is there. I would set down a plastic mat next time before eating a chocolate bar on the bed.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

or maybe just not take bites directly out of the bar, like fucking gollum

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

by the time someone tells you directly they are annoyed by something you have done, it’s gone past the “ i don’t like it but i’m going to just deal with it” stage.

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

She never even said she's mad.

Annoyed < mad

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

So let me get this straight. People complain when their gf gets mad over little things like chocolate in bed. They also complain when she doesnt. Wtf?

Wish my wife would tell me if something bothered her this calmly instead of bottling it up until she bursts and gets angry. Im no better just to be clear.

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[–] s@piefed.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My brain mixed up duvet with bidet at first

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is easy, just send one loving emote to reply. 💖

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hit her up with one of these:

K

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Maybe he ate the chocolate off of her body, so that’s why she is not mad, just annoyed it made a mess.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is wine all over the van, lets not do a group winery day again.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm 100% sure I can wash that throw.

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