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I don't understand wtf is going on with the RT score.
10% Critics, 99% Verified Audience
99 audience score? Surely, it's bots, right?
So you look at "All Audience" and you see 1/5 pretty much the whole way down:
Then Verified Audience.... and it's 5/5 the whole way down?
These are (supposedly) verified ticket purchase reviews/accounts. Did they seriously just buy up a bunch of tickets just pay for high reviews?
Only MAGAs would pay to see this so of course all the ticket purchasers are glazing it. It could have been just watching her take a dump for 2 hours and they'd rate it 5 stars.
I mean they buy books in bulk to get an author on the best seller list
Yeah considering we're seeing the posts they're probably higher in the rankings so they give those people tickets so they can post something good. Hell I bet most didn't watch the thing. Just want a nibble of that baby carrot.
If you got money it's probably not difficult to do.
same as it ever was
Back in my day propaganda tried to be convincing.
In my day satire was easily recognized
Honestly I can't tell if Nick Adams is satire or not. Like he's legitimately very conservative, but also the posts get so ridiculous he MUST realize it can't be taken seriously
And then he woke up, sorry unasleeped, and found his sheets were sticky.
"Damn, I was high as FUCK when I wrote this shit." ~ Nick Adams
This is literally Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Right. That is the definition of TDS.
is this the golf foursome guy
He used ai to fabricate the story
Oh no... There's more...
Some prime copypasta material in there
This is one of the funniest things I have read all day.
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
Who is this even for? Even hardcore MAGA can't be bothered to watch this shit.
And then they had buttsex in the bathroom, not that they're gay or anything, while the children watched a movie dryer than a silicon gel packet in the Sahara.
This is a shitpost, right??
Yeah Nick Adams is a professional MAGA troll.
I don't know if that means he is MAGA and a troll.
Or if he trolls other MAGAts.
And I can't tell from the post if it's satire or not, because of how deranged MAGAts are.
This is fun to read and I congratulate him for sliding up Trump's ass in these slippery times
So... They're writing fan fiction now....
Always have been, remember in 2016 when he said he'd release his tax information (required to get clearances) and he failed to do so, kept saying he would and now is suing the people who voted for him for $10 billion dollars.
Edit: why.. Because he told the population he would do the job for $0, and the tax records showed he didn't donate that money and was lying to every Republican voter.
Oh and because he can now blatantly steal from them, and they will say yes please, because every Republican is an absolute bootlicker
And his name was Albert Frankenstein
Nick, If your fantasies were of any interest to others they wouldn't be fantasies.
I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 200.
Literally insane.
Alone in the basement, Adams was furiously whacking off with one hand, as he typed his Melania fanfic with the other.
'I am settling in for a showing of 'Melania' and the theater is PACKED!'
"What else does this story need?" he whacked. "Oh, yes. Little girls!"
This is jack chick level dross
Is this supposed to be serious? It's so over the top that it reads like satire. The only thing missing is the applause.
Cringeee
They're not even good at lying on the internet