I'd show her my .zshrc and she'll say "What the fuck is that?" and "Why don't you just use Windows? You can pirate it. You don't even have to pay for it" and of course "What do you mean you can't play Fortnite?"
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When she looks at my nix config
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
what shell is that, that uses "," between commands?
finger command is just cursed, wdym usage is this?
finger <username>
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
[A]ll
y [y/n]
"You're still using bash? Ew."
Username checks out
I didn't understand at first. I don't use fish, I'm afraid :P
not using fish?
i want to like fish but i miss my history substitution too much
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may like fish's better.
Size matters...
% cat .fish | wc
3458 17259 137457
Don't mind that it's fishy.
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"I'm all for trying new things and experimentation. But I also know to count on techniques that work." ;)
Its over chat, she doesn't support copyleft π
.zshrc and ohmyzsh with spaceship and custom theming, right? Right?
Are you a porn actor or something?
Using ohmyzsh and not antidote? Blocked /s
Hey, leave some pussy for the rest of us.
No one is getting any pussy. Bussy on the other hand ...
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Bash.rc printout?...on tractor feed paper so she knows you the real deal