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“That’s a Grammy that every artist wants — almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense because, since Epstein’s gone, he needs a new island to hang out with Bill Clinton. I told you, it’s my last year! What are you going to do about it?”

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 103 points 6 days ago

That's the sign of a mature, mentally secure individual

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 84 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly that was a pretty funny joke. The fact that it caused such a reaction from him is the cherry on top.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When Obama roasted him at the press correspondents dinner, that made him run for president.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When he dies they should donate his body to science so they can study how someone can have such incredibly thin skin.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 days ago

based on the bruises it's medically thin, too

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

You're not wrong. I share this article all the time, but cheetoh Hitler has never experienced any significant pushback in his life, and if he did, this is what would happen. He couldn't just shit his pants and shut down the press conference.

Narcissist Collapse

[–] actualaccount@sopuli.xyz 52 points 6 days ago

I didn't hear about this until the Streisand Effect took place.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 days ago (4 children)

How did it work out with Kimmel? lmao

"The Grammy Awards are the WORST, virtually unwatchable! CBS is lucky not to have this garbage litter their airwaves any longer. The host, Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel at the Low Ratings Academy Awards. Noah said, INCORRECTLY about me, that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island. WRONG!!! I can’t speak for Bill, but I have never been to Epstein Island, nor anywhere close, and until tonight’s false and defamatory, statement, have never been accused being there, not even by the Fake News Media. Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight, and get them straight fast. It looks like I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope of an M.C., and suing him for plenty$. Ask Little George Slopadopolus, and others, how that all worked out. Also ask CBS! Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you! President DJT"

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I see a person signing their posts, I'm always like, "Somebody let grandpa on the computer again."

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I agree. I think he thinks it's a power move?

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 6 days ago

I'm sure he thinks it's a power move. And I'm also sure he feels his ego inflate whenever he calls himself "President".

Overall, just continuing signs of a very weak person. A strong person doesn't need validation and constant attention from others.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So he did go to Pedo Island then.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Often enough for a frequent flyer perk or two I'm sure.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

They had to scramble to hide the flight logs. I think they did that the same night.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!

Willing to bet that's the same line he used multiple times for the little boys and girls on his best friend's island.

[–] matengor@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

"I am going to have some fun with you" doesn't sound like the warning it's meant to be 😊.

Did he just threaten to rape Trevor Noah? Because every time a rapist threatens to have a good time with me I don't picture things that don't involve rape.

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 20 points 6 days ago

If you want to know what Trump is most guilty of, always follows who he sues over what.

I bet his fingerprints can be found all over Epstein's island...

[–] Innerworld@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Dang he really went there. This is great lol. His joke about Trump and Minaj in the beginning was also funny.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Do it. I'll buy popcorn for the discovery phase.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

It's not even an edgy joke

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

I didn't hear this one... Thanks, Trump! What a great joke!

https://youtube.com/shorts/8HRRxqZu8cg

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

What a weak skinned little bitch

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Trump can sue deez nutz. What a fuckin twat.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Rapist man-baby says what?

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

I wasn't going to watch the Grammys but this story made me go look up the clip.

Good joke, excellent delivery. No notes.

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 10 points 6 days ago

At this point, the greatest insult the president can offer is to fail to threaten a lawsuit, honestly.

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Did Pedonald the baby get his feelings hurt?

[–] Innerworld@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Prove you didn’t, Donald.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Isn't there a line about the courtiers getting nervous after the king has the jester hauled off?

Not that it's analogous to this, as that is presumably about a previously, fairly benevolent king.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago