"We're a network of ethnic groups, kingdoms, confederacies, and warrior clans. We transcend even being 'a' culture. We are a legion of diverse groups. Our people arrived when this land was empty, and we have dominated it - half a continent - comfortably, for 15,000 generations."

"So, uh.... What's that big thing over there?"

"Well, we found that creating massive, highly engineered earthworks helps us with both agricultural and security tasks. And it's some high value real estate, we do get huge floods occasionally, so our libraries are uusually higher up, also."

"So, just mounds of dirt?"

"Mou- What? No, these require years of planning, and -"

"Mounds! Mounds! You're all Mound People! Mound People! Mound People!"

"Ugh..."

Develop agriculture and domesticate animals and become the first species in 3.7 billion years to finally beat the constant struggle for food and basically defeat hunger as a society and nobody says shit.

Draw one picture of a stick figure fucking a giant sloth on a cave wall and you will be known as the Northern Slothfuckers for all of history.

What culture are we going to be for the aliens who discover our remains ten thousand years from now?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.

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Comb ceramic culture and rope ceramic ware culture were the big ones in my area in fact

The modern version is gonna be:

Us: We achieved interplanetary travel and transitioned to renewable energy.

People from the future: slop people haha. Look they are talking to the clanker like its human ahahaha. Oh my god look they let it raise their child.