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some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn't so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

There's a "less sodium" version that's pretty good but still salty af

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[–] Toes@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago

Slice it up into small pieces, throw it on a pan with some diced onion and potatoes. Good time

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spam is pretty good tbh if you fry it up

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I guess? People don't seem to have a problem with sausage. And there are even grosser products that are regional in the US that I'll spare you the descriptions of...

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!

[–] MOCVD@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~spam~ ~spam~ ~spam~ ~spam~

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 6 points 1 week ago

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

You can have the 'spam eggs bacon and spam'. That hasn't got much spam in it

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SPAM - Something Posing As Meat

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 9 points 1 week ago

do you mean SPAM: Super Product, All Meat?

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam and liking it.

And after I did that, tho, I stopped liking Spam. Too much of a good thing is bad 😔

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For some reason spam grosses me out but I'm ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they're the same thing just shaped differently.

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And probably your daily recommended sodium intake X 3.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to the SPAM website, each can has 3,840mg of sodium.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, only double then. My bad.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the can
is there
to hold the spam in

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

"Dead animal in my dead animal? Revolting."

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No officer it's "hi how are you"

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[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's fucking dog food. Just plop one into a bowl, beside a bowl of beer , and he will be happy.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"And add some burned matches to the mix for extra smoke flavour"

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.

For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

you worry about sodium so you go for the low salt option of SARDINES

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's disgusting, use a spoon!

you cant tell me what to do, youre not my dad

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thin slices, fried up with pineapple. Yummo.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I'm kinda afraid to try it in case it's actually tasty.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's absolutely delicious when properly prepared. Like bacon-flavored hot dogs. Magnificent in mac n cheese.

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It absolutely is. Pan fried with eggs is a nice breakfast actually. It's a camping staple for me.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Na. Malliard is king!

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