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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

Elon is a nazi pedo.

When 404 wrote the prompt, “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum,” it recommended a “peeled medium cucumber” and a “small zucchini” as the two best choices.

I mean, given the question, that's...probably not a wildly unreasonable answer. It's not volunteering the material, just that it's not censoring it from the regular Grok knowledge set.

The carnivore diet, by the way, is advocated by noted health crank Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who heads the US Department of Health and Human Services. Under his leadership, the HHS, which oversees the FDA, USDA, the CDC, and other agencies, has pivoted to promoting nutritional advice that falls out of the broader scientific consensus.

This includes a bizarre insistence on only drinking whole milk instead of low fat alternatives and saying it’s okay to have an alcoholic drink or two everyday because it’s a “social lubricant.” At the top of its agenda, however, is protein, with a new emphasis on eating red meat. “We are ending the war on protein,” the RealFood.gov website declares.

I mean, yeah, but that's RFK, not Grok.

Ironically, Grok — as eccentric as it can be — doesn’t seem all that aligned with the administration’s health goals. Wired, in its testing, found that asking it about protein intake led it to recommending the traditional daily amount set by the National Institute of Medicine, 0.8 grams per kilogram of body weight. It also said to minimize red meat and processed meats, and recommended plant-based proteins, poultry, seafood, and eggs.

As the article points out.

... Did it give good advice, though?

Silicone can be expensive, and I have a Lidl just down the road.

“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”

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I asked Google's AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here's its answer:

Was that so hard?

So that's why they were watering their plants with gatorade in Idiocracy.

simply rebrand it to xxxAI

Is it trained for nutritional advice solely on that South Park episode?

Grok, undress that carrot!

We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?

To kids? Because, that would be par for the course.

Isn't DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn't AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?

Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND... vitamin kink!

Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

(thanks Grok!)

Headlines in the future are weird.

Did Elon taught his AI by himself?

Now that's progress.

I mean... It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.

only way you can make some people eat their carrots and cucumbers

Ai is so overhyped

okay it wasn't grok being creepy it was 404 being creepy?