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[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Wait, I saw that image without context. You’re telling me it wasn’t satire?

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

And then he morged all over the place!

Cleaning up the morge conflicts took us a whole freaking week...

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

I morged about a morgillion times already

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bruh morged it all to fuck.,

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Morge (v): To add AI-generated slop to a previously unsoiled codebase.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

Morge continvoucly is to set up automatic slop generation tooling or to flood a codebase with slop PRs

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

I like to think of if it as "mogging" the codebase with the sigma branch

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 3 points 3 days ago

I mean what's the point of morging if you're gonna do it intermittoucly?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What is it with people delegating the simplest things to AI ? it's a graphic with dots and lines and a little bit of text ffs, just do it yourself like a big boy

(and even then, how do you not proofread something like this?)

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

even worse: the original could've just been used with appropriate attribution. It's even easier than generating an image.

[–] Benaaasaaas@group.lt 8 points 2 days ago

But you see it's more difficult than just saying "generate me github flow readme"

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the exact same image that was sloppified, so why did they even generate one to begin with?

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 22 points 3 days ago

So they don't have to credit and claim it's "own work"

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Commentary from the author of the original git flow image that was morged over Tim here: https://nvie.com/posts/15-years-later/

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the link. It annoys me that even "good" journalism (PC Gamer) didn't quote him correctly; stripping the tags obfuscated the original tone.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

There you go, kids! Behold, The Future(TM)!

Having RAM prices skyrocket 9000% and all the ecological destruction was totally worth it for a future that's continvoucly morged!

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I absolutely love the fact that we'll most likely never get rid of stuff like that in AI generated content. There will always be things that are wrong/wonky with it.

The problem is when they start making it acceptable to the masses

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

among other mistakes

It's nothing but mistakes

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Going backwards in Tim makes complete sense. You just don't morge enough to understand.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Fine but has anyone asked Tim how they felt about it

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

It's morgein' time

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My favorite part of Morbius was when he said “I am Morbius” and then mor~~g~~b’d all over everyone!

i dont even get why they needed to make an ai copy if they were gonna steal at least just right click copy the image.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 4 points 2 days ago

Don’t forget… Homor.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

excuse me my mom's name is also morge

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 5 points 2 days ago

My mistake! There is always a morgin of error with this stuff.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 12 points 3 days ago

Microslop doing the thing they do?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why did this happen? Like in what circumstance does it make sense to delete tge originals and replace them with slop?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im guessing they wanted to make the screenshot a little more modern with solid colors, solid arrows and plain white backgrounds.

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

And then made no effort to proofread it

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Microslop at it again