Carl Mark is like the dollar store version. Everyone remembers when Carl Mark and Fred Angles wrote the Kommunist Metafisto.
"Mom can we have Communism?"
"We have Communism at home."
Communism at home: Carl Mark
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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Oh hi Mark
"Kommunist Metafisto" made me chuckle. Thanks.
Feels like that could be a minor villain from Captain America's Silver Age rogues gallery.
Joe Stealin' lead the Sufficient Onion ans the revolution was done by Vladmire Leanin'
Don't forget the controversy around Leo Trapeze before he was exiled.
yes yes and the Amnestian war on V it numb
I had to read it three times to realize "mow" was "Mao" (Zedong).
Also I think reading it that many times has caused me to have a stroke.
Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.
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Curse you Carl Mark!
reminder that these people vote
The curse of a normal distribution is in the tails
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I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.
It's absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.
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Trying to read that shit broke my brain
My eyes went sore only..
Reading that I thought I had a stroke
That's right. You like that? Ok forget socialism. Just join us on this one thing. Wait until you learn that if you bargain collectively you can double your pay. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about having healthcare that costs one tenth of what you're currently paying. You like that one too, right? Wait until you get a load of your kids going to school for free. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about actual political representation in government and having your voice heard and have power over the corporations that got you by the balls. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about socialism. You like that one too, right?
Break through the propaganda by focussing on the accessible core demands, not the labels / theories. Anything is better than the current path.
Agreed. They're allergic to the labels. Let's focus on the fundamentals and let them discover it for themselves.
Reading this made my IQ go from University of Oxford to Oxford, Mississippi.
Is this satire or sincere Methese?
There's no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be 'landlords'. This is a truly sad tyre.
If Insanity Wolf became a political pundit...
TIL Falling off your barstool, drunk, counts as "political leaning"
She's smarter than Ben Shapiro. I'll give her that.
Low bar, but fair enough.
Meow the Dong will save us all
Looking forward to US's cultural revolution and the Great Drive Forward.
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But Mow poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!
slowly inhales
Political leaning: Dumbass
"Are you right-wing or left-wing?"
"correct"
Eeeeaaahhhhhh..
My eyes are burning reading that..
At least their heart's in the right place.
Link or it didn't happen.
America will never. Be a socialist country
Punctuation matters
Vote 1 maga mom
Idiots leaning right seems to be a thing. Maybe they need a Führer to do the thinking for them...
Thats the thing, if you're feeling lost and powerless, having someone "strong" tell you that it's because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you're even more powerless in that situation probably doesn't even register.
I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?
Authoritarian parents, authoritarian schools, and an authoritarian religion.
It takes effort to break free from that kind of upbringing.
The proletariat don't need to learn theory if they get to class consciousness organically.
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My brain hurts.
Critical support for comrade Karen's unwavering dedication to the immortal science of Maoism
A drug-addled typist? Reading that was like stepping on a Lego brick in the dark
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