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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 months ago (5 children)

gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human

Fixed it for you.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This would, of course, change if said gorilla had to sit at a desk for 40 hours a week.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Definitely a little but probably not as much as you'd think.

Humans produce a protein that forcibly limits our muscle growth and its impact is kinda crazy. Gorillas produce a bit of it too, but it's a drastically lower amount. It's called myostatin if I remember right, there is a dog that sometimes has a mutation where they barely produce it too and the differences between a regular one and a mutated one is pretty extreme. Look into 'Bully Whippets' if you want some interesting reads.

If this web search leads me to some fetish site I'm gonna get mad at you. Or a bit horny, depends on the kink I guess.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

TIL πŸ˜„

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I've seen photos of super muscular cattle, it's crazy to the point that cows have difficulty birthing calves.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i dunno. a silverback gorilla would have much the same reaction as i would to PC LOAD LETTER

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

I mean... The zoo gorillas were looking pretty jacked the last time I saw them.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brb gonna go throw a gorilla into some nuclear waste and get it to bite me.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

aw dude why waste all that nuclear waste on a gorilla when you could have a mandrill bite you

cool faces and inflatable asses. why would you pass that up.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because mandrillman is already my tinder profile name.

it seems more like we've found a (dear gods gag me but it's the right word) synergy we could exploit

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But what if the gorillas stopped sitting around and actually worked to build muscle mass? We've never actually seen a gorilla that was trying to get as big and as strong as he could.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't know about the physical activity. Gorillas are known for not moving around much. But they lack the muscle size regulation that we have.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was gonna object that it's a vegan diet, because they're presumably not gonna do eggs or milk, but apparently not strictly vegetarian either:

Mountain gorillas spend about a quarter of their day eating, mainly plants. Around 85% of their diet is made up of leaves, shoots and stems, but gorillas can also eat larvae, snails, ants, and even roots, barks and rotting wood (a good source of sodium/salt).

https://www.wwf.org.uk/learn/fascinating-facts/gorillas

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is basically nothing that isn't a. opportunistic carnivore. Eating meat is just way more efficient (in terms of nutrition and calorie density) than eating plants.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I was raised vegetarian and still am but i learned how to hunt and clean game just in case

[–] o1011o@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Bro vegan athletes win in the olympics, in strong man, in sprints, in marathons, all over the place. They have to work hard for it, sure, but there's nothing special about meat protein.

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[–] o1011o@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This hurts me. The term is 'yoked' as in strong as an ox that can bear a yoke, not 'yolked' as in somehow related to egg slime. Hugging gorillas is very wholesome though.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Yolked because of all the albumin

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

I will never be able to open that one pickle jar without the Xelayan kid laughing at me.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Knive in jar lid side, wiggle until it bubbles.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Hold it upside down and strike it with the underside of your fist. It lets air in like the knife method while looking badass.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Maybelline@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I was looking for an egg joke. It's as egg as the nose on plain's face.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nope, just a homophone. Though several companies cash in on body building pseudoscience with that.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yoked

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 2 months ago

If you don’t train: β€œI love you, brother but you’re hug game is weak.”

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 2 months ago

Because they want other guys to find them attractive.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That won't work. That guy is going to get his arms ripped off.

What a fucking idiot.

[–] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So yolked! I bet he drives a souped-up car!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.

^too^ ^far?^ ^too^ ^far.^

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they fighting or hugging

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago

Hugging, look at those smiles!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yolked? Maybe that's part of the joke, but you can't trust anyone to use words right in a professional setting like webcomics.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Return to Monke.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jane Goodall wasn't jacked.

EDIT: Actually, I should've used Dian Fossey as my example since Goodall studied chimpanzees. Fossey wasn't jacked either, though.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

For harambre!

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
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