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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 246 points 1 day ago (3 children)

you know, I have got to hand it to trump, he's really impressed me. I think we all owe him a bit of grudging respect. we constantly put him down, day after day, but here he is. not only consistently showing up, despite his decrepit appearance, but proving once again that he absolutely CAN do something even stupider than what he did the day before. this sort of exponential stupidity takes effort, ladies and gents.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist. It doesn't take effort. It just comes natural.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

when your a star, they just let you do it

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

My new brain canon is now that he somehow said the wrong "your" because that seems on brand

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 43 points 1 day ago

The guy once stated that he doesn’t really feel his personality has changed since the first grade. This was probably one of his more honest statements.

It’s not effort or work you are seeing. It’s a child’s guile wrapped in an adult’s body.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep that statement saved. You'll need it again soon.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago

yeah, like tomorrow

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Conservatism is a mental disorder.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

The kakistocracy continues to worsen.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

I guess the bribe arrived.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much for not liking losers. I guess if you're fascist enough pedo Trump will make an exception.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Morcheeba dropped a banger about this phenomenon some years ago

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn't there?...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making mistakes.
Thank you comrade Trump

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Well I'm kinda hoping someone would interrupt him by cutting of his head.

I mean metaphorically, ofc

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he'll fit right in.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Carrot Top and Andy Dick have declined senior posts in the administration for fear of damaging their serious reputation. Rob Snyder is on the fence. Scott Baio is actually a liability at this point.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And when Trumby finally keels over, Logan will be right there with a camera to make a video about it, it's perfect

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's the only time I'd ever be willing to watch his content.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

another classic example of qualified political leadership who came from the disney-channel-child-actor=to-us-political-official pipeline

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The paul brothers came from the disney channel?

Damn. I thought they started as youtube vloggers that pissed on a japanese grave or some shit.

[–] brosaph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure Logan uploaded a video showing a dead body in the suicide forest

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

Put them in a ring together!

What a competent man trump is. He'll rape your daughter and then endorse Paul in the same day. I think trump should enter the ring against Anthony Joshua just like Paul did and every non-abusing father should get a front row seat.

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Odd that the Paul brothers like hanging out with child fuckers, traffickers and molesters amongst other people with the Republican Party.

Guess they just enjoy the like minded company …

[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 day ago

Of course he would, he only picks the best of the scum of the USA. He's proven that point over and over again.

[–] xerxes@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It turns out "idiocracy" is actually a documentary.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

President Camacho

I would vote for this man over Trump in a heartbeat!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Camacho definitely understood there was a problem, sought after someone much smarter to help solve it. Can't say any politician today would be humbled to do something like that.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Camacho actually cared about his people and did his best to help.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd honestly prefer that scenario to our current one. At least they were just stupid and not cartoonishly evil.

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

It's been said many times, but to say it a different way: the government and Camacho in Idiocracy were much much better, since they immediately elevated the smartest person they could find to a cabinet-level post and accepted help rather than just lied about the problem.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't Look Up is more fitting as a documentary of our times. In lots of ways.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking infuriating movie. Not because it's bad, but because it is so fucking spot on about every single political issue in USA (and to a lesser extend, but still fitting, the rest of the world). I know it's a metaphor for climate change, but every single political issue in USA is dealt with just as moronically as climate change.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I mean it was most overtly a commentary on climate change, but to a great extent it really was about the problems with current politics.

I'm right there with you, it was infuriating, and absolutely right, and great, so now what do I do?

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

TOTAL RATINGS DISASTER

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Senator Jake Paul. America would be a hell of a lot more funny if it wasn't taking us all down with it.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Of course he would.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Jake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won't be able to run till 2036.

Both of these are nightmare options

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course).

Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?

Unfortunately it's going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.

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