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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 149 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Winner winner chicken quesadilla

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago
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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 72 points 1 week ago

More Anal Gay Action

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My Ass Gets ~~Attacked~~ Action

[–] null@lemmy.org 7 points 1 week ago

Republican National Convention

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 51 points 1 week ago

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They said wrong only!

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago

There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

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[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

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[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Molests Any Gender and Age

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

My Asshole Gets Around!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Holy shit it is a school bus. Yikes on multiple different bikes.

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Mother Always Got Angry

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

wrong answers only

Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Largely uneducated, virtually zero population diversity, heavily indoctrinated in religion, victims of extreme propaganda

And to top it all off, they haven been given platforms to spew their hateful views for most of the world to see, and the algorithm for all of these platforms pushes it to as wide of an audience as possible

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

But covers his face.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Make America Gay Again

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

My Always Gaping Asshole.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 week ago

Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

And being identified

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My Asshole's Getting Aroused

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Misused anal gland association

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

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Miserable American Grampa Association

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Non-Christians

Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 1 week ago

MAGA stand for "My Ass Got Aroused"

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

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[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

My Ass Gapes Alot

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[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Miller asshole gets axed

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Mystery anal gland aggravation

Apparently, he's afraid of losing his job. Hence the mask.

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Make America Go Apeshit

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

My Ass Got Ass

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