Who's that ugly plastic bag?
Oh no, wait. I don't give a fuck.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy
so basically nobody, but one time married somebody... apparenty
I don't know who the fuck is jason cundy either. And I told you, I don't give a fuck. Stop shoving useless knowledge to my brain :)
Useless knowledge: a black hole can technically exist inside a super-massive star.
The gravity of the black hole pulls in hydrogen, the force of the hydrogen fusion and Hawking radiation pressure from the black hole try to push the hydrogen/star stuff out.
For awhile at least, with enough supply of hydrogen (that likely doesn't exist in a large concentrated enough supply), it can hold itself in balance as the biggest star you've never seen.
Note: take this with a grain of salt, this is my understanding of a kurzgesagt video I watched while high.
If Trump wasn't president we would not know Epstein's crimes and accomplices.
Good lord, she is the epitome of mutton dressed as lamb.
Mutton dressed as a mock chop. Ftfy
Lizzie Cunty apparently
I would have gone with Fuzzy Cunty personally
I don't know her so now this is the only thing I know about her. Yay? And I'm glad she doesn't make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?
And I'm glad she doesn't make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?
She did WHAT
Fuck, I'm gonna have to read this rag, aren't I?
Squeaks? Sure sure, you're not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
all dried up and dusty
Mmm, friction burns.
Tighter? Yes. But is she wet? Like what's the point of tightness if you're fucking sandpaper?
It’s one way to polish a knob.
Barf
Good for you, Lizzie...good for you.
Is she the rusty gate girl from Red Dwarf?
Sure Jan
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