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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.

[–] homes@piefed.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?

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[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 31 points 2 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] doc@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] early_riser@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

**murder hornets

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[–] Steve 16 points 2 months ago
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

McDonald’s food

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

OMG the violence 😨

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

melts off your labia

you're drinking it wrong.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.

[–] Blade9732@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

6-pack of Natty Ice

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Small bottle of whiskey.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The same toy, smashed.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

McDonald’s food.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

A broken toy.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.

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[–] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Lederrucksack@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

They take a toy

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

At the bottom of the bag

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago
[–] AmazingSUPERG@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 months ago

Indigestion

[–] dreksob@feddit.online 4 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

and empty fries container

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A memo on the new format for TPS reports

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

A price tag of $100.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)
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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

A loaded gun

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago
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