this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 99 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I knew who posted this even before clicking on the post lmao

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every social media site has celebrities. I'm very happy with the quality of ours.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I take Violet over Nicole any day

[–] NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Who is Nicole?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I haven't recommended a Sybian or a Motor Bunny to anyone in a long time but OP would not regret the purchase.

Stock up on sports drinks too or you'll have the funniest obituary.

[–] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Motor Bunny* don't ask how I know....

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

lol I remember it as Rocket Bunny 🚀🐇 because of how it was described when I first heard of another brand existing

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

The thirst is real, and with here it isn't about hydration

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So very expensive. I looked into buying one but then I saw the prices 😲.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

$1000 is pretty steep even for unlimited rides

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Second guy forgot the finger gun!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Grabby hands are a red flag

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

you can't see it, but it's in his pants.

[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

what is this tired hitting screenshot that keeps getting posted?

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It is saying that a person should become sexy so that other people will want to have sex with them, while also disallowing everybody from having sex with them.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago

1000013916

It's not the same screenshot each time

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

w my boys, good job showing that men don't turn to slobbering buffoons at the sight of breasts, no matter how shapely. If they do it's always by choice, and unless you're roleplaying something kinky, it's always the wrong one.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Maybe they were all naturalists and think men and women being shirtless should be equal.

Edit: Naturist not naturalist. My bad.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

I've seriously been thinking about this.

In most Democracies, over the last 20 years a general social moral consensus has arisen that is founded in consent.

As in, if two people with the mental/emotional capacity choose to Do the Thing, we should let them (even if we personally Don't Like that Thing). Conversely, if a person does not consent, our moral indignation flares up -- it threatens our peaceful, tolerant, inclusive society. We really don't like rape or rapists and men will performatively show how much they are not "like that".

Contrast with prevailing social norms in authoritarian states like Russia, the Eastern European nations that never really escaped its orbit, and theocracies like Iran or even affluent Gulf states.

In those societies, from what I've seen, consent is viewed more as a luxury than a basic requirement. Instead, observance of social hierarchy is the social norm that we monkeys enforce on each other . If "she was asking for it", if "he was an obvious Queer", if the person is clearly "lower social standing", then their rights and feelings simply don't have the same weight.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

do you mean naturists?

naturalists: people who study plants and animals and such.

naturists: people who advocate being naked in public, usually for ethical, philosophical, or health reasons

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yep! Thank you for the correction. I've been making that mistake for years. Maybe this time it'll stick.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

They should be equally acceptable without needing to be sexualized. But even if you like seeing tits, the best way to see other's is to not be weird, dehumanizing, or non-consenting about it. That's like the 1 rule of etiquette anyway, try within reason to not make other people uncomfortable.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

How do you know about me?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Man, I feel sexy

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The memes were funny now it's getting kinda sad

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago