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[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Friends punch friends who wear these glasses

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Will these have DLSS5? I don't want to look at ugly people on the subway.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Imagine what furries could do with that

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, asking for a friend…

But does anyone know of a clip-on LIDAR emitter we could wear? Those things absolutely burn holes through digital camera sensors!

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously? How dangerous are those things? Is it safe ex. to film my roomba?

Your roomba is fine, it’s generally only automotive LIDAR with strong enough lasers, and even then they are only really hazardous to mobile phones and other tiny cameras because they skimp on the filtering elements.

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[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

If you want THE sci-fi story for this, read Snow Crash

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

qr codes cant really contain a zero-click malware, theyre just links (unless theres a terrible vulnerability in the browser which there probably isnt)

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like the AI assistant following the link to tell the user what's on the other end? There has to be a way to exploit that.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I want someone to figure out how to make the glasses make an ear piercing shriek of other sound uncomfortable enough to make the wearers rip them off their faces.

[–] catnip@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

where there is a will there is a way :p

[–] aciddev@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is my favorite variation on this phrase Reddit comments: 1. "If there's a will, there is always a way", 2. "Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough"

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Your not thinking punk enough, choom. sick guitar rift played by Keanu

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Also no device just opens those links without user interaction

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 300 points 2 days ago (176 children)

Remember when people got punched for wearing Google glasses?

Peppridge farm remembers

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago (4 children)

On a similar note, Flock is known to do OCR on bumper stickers. I've recently found myself wondering if there's any sanitization being done to the OCR output before it gets stored in whatever database they're using.

Because Bobby Tables.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 27 points 2 days ago

Additional relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/1105/

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What kind of sick fuck thinks that's a selling point?

[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 110 points 2 days ago (19 children)

My biggest pet peeve in life is this meme bc THIS IS NOT HOW QR CODES WORK THEY DO NOT SCAN AUTOMATICALLY YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE WEBSITE

[–] ceiphas@feddit.org 108 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Not yet... When AI controls the camera, it could be tricked

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (7 children)

My biggest pet peeve is the continual slide of society towards a growing surveillance state as capitalism pursues infinite profits through the sale of every facet of your life.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 days ago (20 children)

I'm going to sell glasses that have IR LEDS in them that are unreasonably bright. Any camera looking at you will either only the light of a thousand sun eminating from my face or compensate so drastically that it will only see the LEDs, and everything else will be blacker than night.

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[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Good news everyone! Now you can aid the surveillance state by giving Meta constant facial recognition data LIVESTREAMED FROM YOUR EYES.

Fucking idiots, anyone who wears these things.

Edit - if anyone sees these in public, the users should be loudly and publicly shamed. "Hey everyone! This guy is broadcasting your faces live to Facebook!"

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

exploit the exploits. or just lay there. white hats use exploits to fix machines. like locking the neighbor's gate they left open. or steal their stuff. your call

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

That's more grey hat. White hats don't do anything without explicit permission.

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 17 points 2 days ago

I can work on this… give me a few days. Someone come back and check in tho - I’ve got a huge demo meeting Friday.

As an aside - if you come back I’ve got a new firewall we’re releasing open source on codeberg. Linux only because some functions won’t work on windows. Working on OS Agnostic version.

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

snook goggles

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do they record your voice also? Because they may violate some wire tap laws.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Depending on context and country filming ppl without their knowledge is already illegal.

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Not a brick. Infect it so that it seems to work but continually screws up or corrupts data in weird ways. The user will eventually assume the product is a PoS and shelve it, probably without buying another

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's been a while since phones started asking for user confirmation to open a link from a QR code.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago

My favourite part of this was when he showed up with several guys wearing these things TO COURT, yknow that place you're absolutely not allowed to record stuff?

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