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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

Don’t ask me how I know.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 13 points 8 hours ago

Yall out there judging people's pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 78 points 13 hours ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 95 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. I'm just trying to be playful.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I'm happily peeing like I'm frying pork chops

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Does that mean people with shorter and wider dicks pee louder too?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

i think it's more that pussy havers can just– speedrun pissing without any consequences, push as hard as you can and there it is, double stream? doesn't matter. piss went to the left midway through? no worries

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

wh- who has an issue of skill in this situation?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

ΰ² _ΰ² 

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 102 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago

I came here to share that exact image. You beat me to it you bastard! Srs about the bastard part. I'm not trying to be playful.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"Close the damn door, it sounds like a horse pissing on a flat stone in there!" - My mom

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

In season 6 episode 19, of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, titled In The Pale Moonlight, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garak was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it done", even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ lemmyshitpost.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 13 points 7 hours ago

They said ask them anything, that's anything.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 31 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What kinda wine do you usually pair with salmon?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 14 hours ago

I very, very rarely drink. If I'm eating salmon, it's most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so I'd say likely a chilled, dry sake.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Do you regularly pull up a seat at AMAs for other people?

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 8 hours ago

Not regularly, no. Only when I feel I can help with my experience.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 13 hours ago

Fuck off Wesker! You killed Enrico!

(Sorry I just played through the og game)

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 13 hours ago

Nope, no questions, not sorry!

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with horse pussy.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 14 hours ago

Home instance checks out.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

But urine doesn't come out of the vagina.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 47 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Well, not for guys it doesn't. It comes out of the balls!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 7 hours ago

That's just where it's stored. If it's coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.

It should be coming out of your butt.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

People pay good money for the sprinkler effect.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago

And you cannot change my mind.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Then you’re not putting enough in there.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 13 hours ago

I rarely lol at comments, but this one got me.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Not with that attitude

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It may not come out the canal, but the vagina is an all encompassing term.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they meant vulva when they said "pussy." Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe but a lot of people seem to think urine comes out of the vagina. Which I like to correct when I can. Because it's too many people who think that.

I blame the education system.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

We also have a clitoris and urethra that are not attached to the vagina.

Male and female genitals are not a 1 to 1 comparison.

Males have their clitoris and urethra on the penis.

A vagina is the canal where babies come out. It's not the same as an inverted penis.