No. Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare and the end of ICE over a Chis Hemsworth clone spewing the same corporate democon bullshit.
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But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!
Hell yeah, he is!
It's gonna be a very classy affaaaiirrr.
OOOOORRRRGY
Maybe back on Taxi, but it's easy to look like an adonic sex god when you're standing next to Judd Hirsch.
Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare
That was Bernie Sanders. He ran for the Dem nom for president twice. He lost twice.
That was the joke though?
That’s not far from what we had with Bernie.
Y'all don't think Sanders is the cutest guy?
He hasn't done enough cameos as Dany Devito's cousin or whatever. Probably still invisible/"yesteray's news" to these DNC shills even if that were to change.
😍
People want progressive candidates not hot shills.
Unfortunately dnc only wants shills so will fight any alternatives harder than the gop
I don't think the DNC really cares about winning. They just want those $$$ to keep flowing.
OP article was prolly written by Clavicle
This stupidity is what led to Trump. I don't want a fuckable candidate. I want a capable candidate.
I'm actually seeing a real lesson from the Mamdani campaign here. Not the one I really want to see them learn, but they learned something, at least.
Are you admitting you find Trump fuckable? That's... brave.
Ewwwww... You are banned.
This whole article sounds like it's really stretching to stitch together a narrative.
I’ve Had It podcast? Keith Edwards is a Democratic influencer and not a former reality show contestant? Qondi Ntini, an Instagram account with less than a thousand followers?
Half these "trends" that get articles are really just two people doing something stupid.
How many people were actually eating Tide pods? I seriously doubt more than a handful.
And yet, unsurprisingly, other commenters here are lapping it up and using it as yet another reason to hate the Democrats.
Real progressive thought leaders, this lot.
Electing a random Lemmy user would even be an improvement
Implying we’re aren’t fire 10/10s.
Are we not chiseled by the Greek gods themselves? Are my superior calves and soft flowing locks a joke to you??
Those are the ones with the small pee pees right
A subtle sign of civility and refinement. 😌
Reeeally subtle
President Beep?
Don’t laugh.
Oh I'm not laughing. They're really pulling out all the stops to try and lose, and it's appalling.
What would be motivating them to win? Does anybody even get fired when they lose? Do they lose any voters when they lose?
Also hinting about wanting non-geriatric candidates?
That's ageist, the greatest sin of all in the DNC. You CAN'T say that, but you can always call Bill Clinton hot. What? You would rather Obama run again? Sorry, he's too young, unqualified, soft on crime ...
And wears tan suits! Unqualified.
We don't fucking need "hotter".
We need some fuckers who can start straightening out the rampant damage to the U.S. (ALL aspects) caused by the orange faced shitgoblin in the white house.
Is that how they think Trump got elected?
I'm terrible at judging men's attractiveness, but I remember someone who is much better at that looking very closely at his picture to recreate something and going, "holy shit that guy is ugly".
The I've had it women are generally not shallow like that on their videos. They are legit. Surprised about this. It must have been a joke.
I mean, when Forstag's press circuit looks like this...
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