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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] addie@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Josuttis's books are normally pretty good, lots of examples and a clear explanation of why you might want to use something, but oof that looks akin to a kick in the essentials.

Even if you've no other reason to update to C++20, the fact that if constexpr gets rid of half the things you'd previously need to use SFINAE for, and concepts gets rid of the other half, makes it well worthwhile. Amazing how much it stops hurting when you stop doing ridiculous things.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

C++ 20? I had to learn and do template metaprogramming on gcc 4.8 😭😭😭

The book is a good book though.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see someone finally embraced the fact that C++ templates are Turing-complete and you don't really need much of the rest.

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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My dad's grade 4 teacher used to clobber him real good with a Bible whenever he did normal kid stuff, the Bible can definitely make you cry.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

For anyone who doesn't know, this is what linear algebra looks like

[–] Zink@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

y = mx + b

It's algebra. It's linear. 😬

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No way, dude. Thats affine, not algebra, and not linear. Its a lie meant to divide us.

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[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I solved it. Answer hotdog

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this how Costco keeps their hotdog combo so cheap?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That and the threat of the CEO going full Patrick Bateman on the board.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One time at work I was trying to work out a least-squares fit using linear algebra.

I have no background knowledge in linesr algebra, it felt like drawing a pentagram on the floor and chanting in backwards Latin.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you got to use numbers? i'm so jealous. we had to use matrices of variables when i learned it

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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a fair example, I know what linear algebra is but can't tell what's going on.

Change of basis would be my guess, but that's pretty basic.

You could've provided something far worse, like a manual construction of the Jordan normal form of a large matrix.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's been more than a handful of years since I had to learn linear algebra so I am very out of practice, and this was the first image that I saw that made me go, "yeah, that looks about right." I thought I should include some image since I have told people during college that I was in a linear algebra class and several had the same response of, "Really? I learned algebra in high school. Weren't you in calculas last semester?"

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am a freak who really enjoys linear algebra. It's actually quite heartening to discover that even amongst my friend group of weirdos, there are still freaks

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[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] versionc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I noped the fuck out of that course. I'm sure it's super interesting and rewarding, but I just couldn't take it mentally at the time.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, The Kittel... one does not survive ethically to solid state physics

This book...I read the whole thing, did most of the problems, and still don't know a thing about abstract algebra.

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Where the Red Fern Grows

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Java is neat: you just get what you write. There are things that really makes you cry and Java is not among them

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just make the 200 line boiler code setup to make some

system.stuff.thingy.log.println("hello world");

Then it's not compatible with the installed vm.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

Then it's not compatible with the installed vm.

This almost never happens, unless you do very niche things or have unrealistic expectations from your file system.

Niche things include using obsolete cyphers for net communication or running java code on the ibm mainframe, not something you do day to day.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Java has changed a lot since Java 8. Here's a 3-line HelloWorld.java compatible with Java 21+:

void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you just get what you write.

Every language is like that

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hahaha.. man you have a whole life ahead of you.

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[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It makes me cry when modded minecraft uses 100% of my CPU and eats up 20gb of ram. (This is only a little bit java's fault)

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  1. Java should not be used for game engine design. Stop-the-world events and poor shaders support do not help.

  2. JVM eats as much memory as you give it, so try playing with -Xmx param

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fine langauage, terrible build tools

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that why there's like 27 languages that are based on the same jvm?

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel weirdly drawn to learning kotlin.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should, it's fun to use and runs on pretty much every platform.

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Of which like 3 work in production

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Project Hail Mary legitimately made me cry there towards the end. I watched the movie afterwards and it wasn't nearly as impactful (and I have opinions about the movie, even tho it was decently good), but the book just kicked me in the chest.

[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Everybody giving all these first year engineering books. Real engineers cry when they're doing their CCNA certification.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I actually did study for the CCNA and was primed to certify. I decided not to go that route and found myself in a Java class a couple years later. I now don’t use either of those things.

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[–] sploder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lessons in chemistry

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It didn't make me cry but the greatest book I ever read was A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have that book on my bookshelf. It didn't make me cry nearly as much as some C++ books.

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