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Boo.
Have my angry upvote and a fantastic evening.
What does it do when I’m not thinking about it?
It lurks, waiting, interminably waiting...
Like Shia Lebeouf.
It doesn't smell, right?
If such things exists, and I was made aware of it, the first thing that will happen is that the whole room smells like farts.
After watching a few episodes of Dropping Names, I'm convinced that Frakes would tell this joke if the opportunity presented itself.
This one made my wife say some very unladylike words. Have an upvote, sir!
Double upvote!
hmmm, that just undoes my first upvote
must be broken
LMBO!