I dunno Shadowheart, maybe if you had hit that guy with your attack, I wouldn't be lying here with my guts hanging out.
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Lol, tangentially I play medic all the time in FPS games. There has been many a player I have rez’d multiple times because they’re stupid. I will absolutely look at them for a second or two and “shake my head” before reviving them the third or fourth time.
You're not allowed to die yet.
My domme plays healer in most games, and yeah it does go like that
I'm playing a Troubadour and I can pump out a lot of recoveries, but only in a limited range. Which is nice, because when we're getting our asses kicked and Leeroy starts hitting the "I need healing" button, I can tell them "I'm not coming to you, I'm running away. You need to come to Me." And then they do. And then we don't tpk!
Jester "Salt Bae" LaVorre
whats wrong with your collarbones
Picture of Shadowheart, looking down on me
You just saved me. You don't need to reward me too.
I bet her toes smell heavenly
I bet "heavenly" is very subjective here lol
Only to the damned
As someone who frequently plays healers, y’all usually need your lives saved because you’ve done something to deserve that look.
Your telling me to move out of the fire?
No, I’m begging you!
Healsluts was a stupid meme. Healdoms makes so much more sense.
It really does. "Here you go you dipshit front liner"
"There are four other team members who could use my heals. Beg for it."
My wife ass comment lol
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
That's TF2s medic in a nutshell. The number of randos who thing they can boss you around when you hold their life in your hands was hilarious. Turns out near everyone wants your help so you don't have to put up with that random DPS who thinks they are king shit and get to dictate the fun for two people instead of one.
My favorite here is when they would ignore your planning in voice chat and demand an uber before leaping into a suicidal death. I would just let them die. Like, no dude, I'm not going to waste my charge on a gambit that will not work because "pew pew I'm cool" is your whole goal. The incessant "MEDIC!!!" spam for the rest of the round was like music to my ears.
Y'all want a medic after that? Go play one.
In love with this new terminology you've gifted me. I'm going to abuse this when I describe my ideal partner.
Revives you just to bully you
I've played through Baldur's Gate and I know nothing about Shadowheart because I killed her right at the beginning on my only playthrough xD
EDIT: Karlach as well. I killed her immediately so I don't know much about her character.
She adds a lot! I would highly recommend replaying. She ended up being my favorite companion.
Second only to Mama K.
Its a Larian game, the fully voice acted cast is too big for one playthrough. DOS2 requires 2 runs to hear everyone. BG3 requires 3 (2 origin characters and 1 durge run).
I agree.
I did one Tav run, want to do a Gale origin, and just got to the Druid Grove with my Durge.
Intentional or being honorable and not save-scumming?
Intentional. I was roleplaying a slightly evil character and I killed her to take everything she had!
"Slightly"
I was selectively merciful and generous.
Chaotic neutral murderhobo in other words...
Embrace that dark urge, buddy.
I don't think murder for convenience and self gain is a neutral trait even if you only do it as a sometimes treat
So you roleplayed like a murder hobo? I mean, valid.
I would try another go round myself, just to see what I missed!
I missed a whole swathe in the underdark section of Act 1 during my first playthrough.
I've done that once. Was playing as Bae'zel and Shadowheart was being racists, so she got what she got. An in person meeting with Lady Shar.
I do that sometimes if i play as a lolth sworn drow. I skip grabbing her from the pods and then she’s banging on the doors at the ruins. Then if you provoke her by getting closer when she tells you to stop she’ll fight you.
And good too. She’s an evil whiny bitch. Lae’zel is where it’s at. And Astarion of course.
I have done the romance bits with all of them. Lae'zel is the most fun, Gale is the sexiest, Shadow is all promise then cut to the morning after
an evil whiny bitch
I feel personally attacked. Can we avoid splash damage in the future?
Why do you feel personally attacked?
Describes me too well. Why do i always have to explain the joke?
Because social maladjustment and terminally online are synonyms
...I guess that explains why my healer asked if she could mix Oil of Slipperiness with Greater Healing Potion to create Lube of Greater Healing.
Internal bleeding requires internal solutions.
My barbarian is an orc and just too stupid to die.
When the Cleric is only slightly more morally opposed to allowing you to die than to seeing you go on
The aura loss when the party sub bullies you