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there were signs all around my uni that said "dump your socialist boyfriend" for like NO reason 😭😭

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 46 points 6 days ago (15 children)

β€œOn second thought let’s not go to the United States. β€˜t’is a silly place.”

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

TBH I think Genesis 1:1 is much more about big bang denial/interpretation than evolution.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Isn't there a better quote for being anti-evolution? Like about the creation of Adam and Eve? I say like Gen 1:20-27. Maybe they meant just Genesis 1?

I love when people are stupid about being stupid.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don’t think the Bible denies the Big Bang. It doesn’t say how he created the universe except that it took 7 days which is a mistranslation anyway. The Hebrew word used in the Torah for day is β€˜yom’ which means era.

In my opinion it’s very easy to reconcile the creation story with science.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It's even easier to not bother

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Only insofar as its too vague to mean anything

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not religious, but the thought of God planting the seeds of life and letting it do its thing is a way better story than him just snapping his fingers.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

it's even cooler if you ask me

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw a big billboard that said "EVOLUTION IS A LIE GENESIS 1:1" with the ape evolving to man with a big ❌ over it and a phone number like 1-800-THE-TRUTH or something.

god I absolutely love living in Florida πŸ™ƒ

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The flip side of that is you can do bath salts and burn that shit and it probably won't even make the local news

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Sounds like all the girls there (or at least the ones whoever printed the signs is interested in) are dating socialist guys?

Wouldn't need to print the signs otherwise... :P

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago

No, you prove that you're right.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Once upon a time these batshit crazy politicians would be kicked out of US politics. The shift to ridiculous antics is purposeful ... the media just accepts anything and everything these people do now.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My uni just had constant protests against quad gods

Even the die-hard evangelicals on campus find these people embarrassing. They are just annoying losers.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Colloquial term for unauthorized campus preachers

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, he's ape-brained still, he might have a point.

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