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[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Wow, +1k upvotes?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I mean genuinely yes, this looks amazing.

I might have to come out of hibernation for a meal like this lol.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred

YEAH!!!

and covered in vanilla yogurt.

Huh?!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

That's typically a plain yogurt though IIRC and not a sweetened or flavored one

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Blackberry sauce for steaks is somewhat common, and delicious.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lingonberry jam is really popular with meat here in Sweden. Potatoes, meat, jam, and gravy.

I mean...

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Also, chutney for boiled beef. With potatoes and leek, cabbage.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Wait… this one is spelled correctly?

What the fuck, have I been brainwashed or did I transfer timelines?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sweet and savory do seem to be pretty complimentary flavors, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was delicious.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always smother those IKEA meatballs in lingonberry jam. Delicious.

Also, I've heard of Lakota dishes that involve bison steaks drizzled with a blueberry reduction or compote. I've always wanted to try that.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

IKEA meatballs, with some jam on the side

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of one of my favorite ways to eat vanilla ice cream: with olive oil and a bit of sea salt. I get a lot of grief for this, but I learned about it ages ago in an old Cracked (.com) article and it is really good.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] milk_steak@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Who doesn't love a good milk steak?

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Hot honey on a ground beef patty sandwich. With some pickled squash and a big fat slice of nightshade berries? Fuck now im hungry.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is mostly unrelated but a local restaurant makes their own ketchup with honey as the sweetener and it is the best goddamn ketchup I've ever had

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I make bread and pizza dough with honey or molasses instead of sugar and it's fantastic. Honey is always better than sugar -- except in coffee.

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Might be interesting to try

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He’s totally hiding a bear in that writing desk.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Found the bear. ~~Not~~ Maybe the gay kind.

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 8 points 6 days ago

As long as it's not slathered in honey, it's probably pretty tasty. I've had steak with a drizzle of sweet glaze before and the flavors can complement one another nicely

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been adding maple syrup to dishes as a sweetener and it can turn out pretty great. Like the sautéed mushrooms I made last night:

  • Dice up some onions (white or green both work well) and a hot thai pepper (or more to your preferred spice level). I also chopped a half a carrot up very finely.
  • Heat a pan and add some oil and one piece of the onion you cut up. When it is sizzling, add the chopped stuff from the last step and sauté for a couple mins, then add the mushrooms.
  • Stir it like once a minute. Allow the pieces to sear a bit but not burn. Adjust the temp to work this way.
  • Add some salt, chili powder, worchestershire sauce, cook the water away. Do the same with some lemon juice. If I had to guess, I'd say I used like a teaspoon of each.
  • Now add some maple syrup, just enough to cover the middle part before it spreads out and sizzles a lot. Stir it well and reduce it.
  • Finally add some sort of milk. I used almond milk but I'm sure any will work. Not that much of it (not worth opening a can of coconut milk, though I bet it would work great if you have one already open), it should turn a brown colour and reduce pretty quickly, leaving a delicious creamy mushroom sauce that goes well with steak or on its own. Dairy free, too, if you used anything other than dairy milk.

I buy mushrooms each time I get groceries just to make this stuff.

[–] null@lemmy.org 7 points 6 days ago

A bear typed this.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Braised(not the right word but closest i think exists in english) flakes of reindeer(or venison/moose if good quality reindeer is not available) with lingonberries (mash or jam, depending on the season) and mashed potatoes made with ungodly amounts of butter.

That is the best way to eat meat so yes, meat and berries is extremely good

In English:

Braising: A method of cooking meat moist but not immersed in a fluid, often broth or wine, in a tightly sealed vessel over low heat for a long time, often used to soften tougher cuts of meat by rendering connective tissue into gelatin. "Roasts" are often braised. Compare with stewing, in which meat is cooked immersed in a fluid; contrast with barbecuing in which meat is cooked at low heat for a long time in a vented chamber flooded with smoke from a wood fire.

Brazing: A method of joining two pieces of metal by hard soldering using bronze as a filler material. The base objects are heated to cherry red, flux is applied to eliminate any oxides and bronze filler is applied to wet the surfaces and when cooled strongly bond them. Contrast with welding where the edges of the base materials are heated to melting and the puddles allowed to flow together such that when cooled they form one object. Brazing is often done when joining dissimilar base metals which cannot be successfully welded.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

There's this ancient Roman clay pot roast:

  • Fill 1/3 with salt
  • Add roast
  • Fill the other 2/3, add lid
  • roast it
  • drizzle honey over the slices

It's tasty, has a nice crust.

Edit: removed my wrong guess.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Salt is one of the oldest commodities. It has no shelf life and can be gathered at the edge of the ocean or dried lake, like a salt flat.

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

Not weird at all, they're eating like many hunter-gatherer societies used to. It was very common to season meat with fruits and honey.

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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Looks Bear-y delicious.

[–] ZpbkPEcaHhIveqdR@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Probably not a weirdo but almost certainly from USA

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I love honey, berries and wouldn't mind having them with a steak. I'm not American. I often put honey in meaty foods I make. Also I did actually put some bilberry (proper blueberry) based hotsauce as well. And the meat was horse. And again. Not American.

What makes you think they have to be American? I'd understand if it was like spray-cheese or hfcs or even maple syrup, but idk what about this shouts American? Just curious not flaming.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

berries and honey is some paprika and salt away from BBQ sauce.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It tracks they even eat humans too.

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

People eat trash too

I mean, teriyaki steak is awesome, it’s sweet/savory, so why not.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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