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As I pondered at what I could possibly ask, I blurted out "Do I get time to think about this or do I have to ask it like... right now?"
OH SHIT FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO ASK....
"It doesn't matter anymore, now you don't."
And with that, I realized... I FUCKED UP...
:+
Where is the nearest intelligent life outside the solar system?
I'd rephrase and ask "where is the most similarly advanced - relative to humans- intelligent life outside the solar system.
I wanna weed out all the low hanging fruit and find folks we might have a chance of talking to at some point.
Who's a good boy?
All dogs
Not all. There are some bad boys out there.
There are no bad dogs. Only bad trainers. Its a human problem.
I think @CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world meant dogs with sunglasses riding motorcycles. Because I think we all agree here that all dogs are indeed very, VERY good dogs.
What are next weeks lottery numbers?
Might get stuck with a small payout.
"What are the winning numbers for the next lottery drawing with a payout of over $500 million?"
do all non-trivial roots of the Riemann zeta function have the form 0.5+xi, and why or why not
The 'why or why not' makes it 2 questions.
why or why not do all non-trivial roots of the Riemann zeta function have the form 0.5+xi?
What is the two element set where the first element is the best possible question I could ask and the second element is the answer to that question?
"How do I guarantee myself unlimited more correct answers?"
If it's already possible to give one, then tell me how to remove the limit lol
"This is impossible. Goodbye."
Asking a loaded question doesn't automatically make the premise true.
The genie or whatever the hell it is then tells you what you should have asked in order to get unlimited questions, and then disappears forever.
Easy: How does subjective conscious experience arise from physical processes in the brain?
"It's complicated."
“What will be the official winning numbers, stated as five white-ball numbers in ascending order, followed by the Mega Ball and the Megaplier, for the Mega Millions drawing held on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 at 11:00 p.m. Eastern Time?”
What is the most cost effective and realistic way to reverse climate change back to an early 1800s climate and maintain it there indefinitely?
Then you know what to do and get even more frustrated seeing governments all over the world ignore your advice.
"Plague."
What information would be the most useful to have for me to achieve the best life I can before my death?
Does P = NP?
You have to ask for the proof otherwise noone will believe you
I imagine getting a yes answer would be enough to cause quite a bit of chaos lol. it would almost be more fun watching people squirm to figure it out.
Also, if the answer is guaranteed to be correct, it would be silly to not believe it..
Oh, that's a biggie. Can I think about it?
As long as you like but it's not valuable anymore.
What is the answer to life the universe and everything? You know, just for confirmation.
Repeatability is key in science.
Does P=NP?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Winning lottery numbers for next draw. When will humanity go extinct? Where are the nearest 1 billion species with near human level intelligence or greater. How do we safely and conveniently travel faster than light.
So many to choose.
That's why you get 1.
Fine. Winning lottery numbers then. I can ponder the depths of the other ineffable questions from a beach with a tasty beverage somewhere nice.
What is the full content of the Epstein files?
(Hope you don't mind if I'm recording you while you give the answer...)
What are the exact steps I need to take to butterfly effect world communism into existence as soon as possible.
For a less consequential question: where is the incan sun disk, does it still exist.
