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[–] the_xboxkiller@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To here was a whole one punch man arc about this.

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 3 points 23 hours ago

casually swats villain

[–] ConstableJelly@piefed.social 90 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We got terribly swarmed in a very remote area in Michigan's upper peninsula while walking in the woods. My partner and I grabbed pine branches and started waving them around us while we ran back, but my dog kept thinking I was playing as I tried to wave them around her and would run off from me. Within 20 minutes of getting back, she was covered in massive lumps all over her body, her lips and ears were grossly swollen, and she started breathing really, really shallowly.

There were no open or emergency vets anywhere nearby, so we tried to give her some benadryl and water as best we could. Luckily, she was well-recovered by morning. But the danger posed by swarms of mosquitos became abundantly clear to me.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing a nice fire wont fix

[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, burned my dog

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The real pro tip is always in the comments: bring your dog on a hike for impromptu bbq

[–] homes@piefed.world 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] webp@mander.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Would stop, drop, and roll not work?

[–] homes@piefed.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

not if I also have a phobia of sudden falls and the ground! 😬

ironically, I'm a pyromanic!

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I think that just increases the number needed

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is so much better than quicksand.

[–] mech@feddit.org 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

No no, the article says it's mosquitos.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The size of mosquitoes in rural Canada confirms this is possible. It could even require 4 of them to completely bleed a human dry.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Especially in Manitoba, it is the provincial bird afterall

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Finnish lapland we have mosquitoes so big that my friend takes them and dries them to make sauna stools.

[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God you are lucky in lapland. I have always wanted to do that, but the ones here in northern ostrobothnia dont fit trough the doors so we can use them only as patio furniture.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Sailors round these parts use the massive ancient mosquitos to navigate the ocean since they dont move in the sky

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Tell me you’re from the ostrobothnia without telling me you’re from the ostrobothnia.

A Mississippi delta mosquito bit me in the ass through denim and underwear. The little bastards are big enough that you can see color details on their bodies.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, we can cut steaks off them.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

They generally don't though, they prefer picking people up and dropping them from height on some sharp rocks, then feasting on the corpse.

[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Last year I had to take some parts to a pivot crew working in soybeans. I want to preface this that I used to farm and I've built fences next to river bottoms I've had to deal with some bad mosquitoes.

With that said I never have seen a mosquito outbreak like last summer fall. I took two steps into that field and was immediately covered. I have no idea how those builders could stand being out there.

I think, if they wanted to, those mosquitoes could have lifted me off the ground and flown me to their lair.

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[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] stickly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very interesting read, aside from the blood curdling close up of those patches of engorged ticks. Also...

At that stage, the bloodsucking arachnids are the size of a pencil tip.

That has to be one of the least precise measurements I've seen. Might as well say "as deep as a cup of water" or "as bright as a light"

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's folksy knowledge, not your fancy booklearning.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Lee Kantar—moose biologist with the Maine "Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife—counts winter tick larvae, or nymphs, on a live moose calf in Maine." - definitely not my type of job :(

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus. I've seen it in wild rabbits, but that makes sense because the ticks can get larger than their eyeballs. And that looks really bad, like their ears are more tick than ear. With the square cube rule the number of ticks to take down a moose scares me.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Lets be honest, anything that takes down moose is petrifying

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

[–] Ganymede@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I immediately thought of OPM when I saw this post

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like an excellent setup for a trashy horror-movie.

[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

I saw it. It's basically as the article describes.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

Could be Chupacabra but mosquitos are getting the blame

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

technically it isnt bleeding, but sucking the animal dry of blood.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

You don't hear bleed used as a transitive verb (with an object) as much anymore with actual blood since they stopped using leeches in medicine, but it's still commonly used for other situations. You can bleed fluid from a hydraulic line, for example.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Finally, a job for Will Smith!

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Im surprised this has not been used in a movie.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It happened in the One Punch Man anime. There is a movie called Mosquito, but they are giant sized instead of a swarm. Land of the Lost had a giant one that mostly drained what's his name.

For movies they appear to have consistently gone with the giant mosquito approach.

Special mention: The spiders in Arachnophobia drained people completely despite being about wolf spider sized, which is smaller than a tarantula.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're telling me that tarantulas can be bigger than a wolf?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bigger than a wolf sized spider?

No.

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[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Since it takes quite a while, it's not quite as cinematic as a swarm of bees.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

yeah but that kinda makes it more horrific.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Sad that the option for "Sucked To Death" in the title was not used

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I imagine it's more of a burning sensation. Like death by a thousand cuts

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