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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only if you're stuck in a mindset of "it's valuable even if literally nobody wants it enough to make it"

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This can be a critical mass thing, though. Some projects are pointless unless you get enough people involved, but then have worthwhile results.

I would also put 'safety' in the "valuable, but no one wants to use it" category (note - not create safety systems, but convincing the truck driver or forge worker or backyard chemist to implement and use them).

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[–] LwL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cleaning sewers? Generally anything waste related?

There are some people that actually kinda love those jobs, but idk if there are enough of them. And a game of chicken where the first person to become too annoyed at the smell in the streets fixes the issue would be... not great.

But anyway that'd only ever be an issue if there's no market at all but that's not a necessity to not have capitalism

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Solarpunk folks be like "would you be willing to CAD a tensegrity-constructed X and print it on your solar-powered 3d printer out of compostable polymer sustainably synthesized from hemp?"

The answer, obviously, is "hell yeah".

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How would we produce the processors necessary for the 3d printer tho?

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can hear it now: "Eventually, but the competition of capitalism accelerates innovation so we can have it now instead of decades or centuries from now."

Maybe life would be actually enjoyable without the constant forced pressure of having to be "valuable."

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

The "innovation" is why the climate and biosphere are going to shit. It's accelerationism -- straight into a cliff wall that's on the other side of an abyss.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, capitalism created tons of things that would not exist without it, like student debt, subprime mortgages, for-profit prisons... just think about all we would lose!

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Not to mention the manmade diseases created by factory farming and the pollution

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mucking out sewers, garbage collection, manually excavating Fatbergs:

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Robots. The solution for the disgusting jobs nobody really wants to do is to build machines to do it.

Or, or perhaps until these jobs can be automated, or remotely performed, you incentivize people to do them by offering privileges. Perhaps luxury items, or vacations, etc. Or, perhaps you make it something everyone in the community has to take a turn doing. Like jury duty. Could still also incentivize it.

These are necessary albeit disgusting jobs that people should be praised for doing instead of looked down on like they often are. Garbage collectors, sanitation workers, janitors and the like are some of the most important work that someone can do.

Nursing, and Doctoring often entails just as disgusting of work as the aforementioned jobs. Some are only willing to do the work for the money. Some will always be willing to do it for the desire to help society, and the recognition they receive. As long as their fundamental needs and more are met, people will be willing to do disgusting jobs for the greater good.

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[–] themoken@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don't think people would volunteer to maintain sewers or collect garbage if the alternative was shit/trash everywhere?

To me it just looks like an easy way to do your community a service.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Let me put it this way: maybe society is so filled with angels that things like this wouldn't be a problem.

Regardless, we should probably set up incentive structures such that pro-social behavior is rewarded rather than depending on the kindness of everyone's hearts, and being completely fucked otherwise.

Also, it's still going to be more efficient for one person to go around collecting their neighbors' trash and driving it to the dump, and it kinda sounds like someone's gonna still end up doing that, they just won't be getting paid for it.

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[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

100% people would volunteer to collect garbage.

Community cleanups occur regularly in my local area.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I'll play

Garbage collection

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Ever met someone with autism? Them fuckers love garbage trucks

With an educational system focused on social goals rather than competitiveness, people would love to do something that positively impacts society like garbage collection or janitorial work. In fact, we can even see that in some capitalist countries where they hold socially beneficial work in high regard such as Japan

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Loving garbage trucks is way different than genuinely enjoying being a person who collects refuse for living.

Even if society plays that they should be respected that does not automatically mean that there will be enough people who want to fill these positions.

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[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

But nobody even likes twitter ☹️

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The “No” line from “Would other people be willing to work to create X if they weren't forced to?” should just directly lead to “Then capitalism is wasting its resources on X.”

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get the idea but there are several issues.

  1. Intermediate products. For example I've used many automatic measuring microscopes, so if a block was 25mm +/- 1mm it would find the edge of both sides and calculate the distance between them and determine if part was good. These systems are very expensive (cheap ones could buy a car, expensive ones could buy a house). It's useful but I don't think anyone would make it without a benefit to them personally. Technically I could do the same with a drop gauge or even a ruler but wouldn't be as accurate or as fast. In a lot of cases you don't need that, for example making utensils like forks or spoons. But for example making gears in a transmission have as tight if not tighter tolerances.

  2. Quanitity. Now let's make a house, yeah people might like the act of building. And we all agree houses are valuable, not monetarily but in shelter from weather and safety from animals and other humans. How many screws are in your house? If your answer is 3 digits you are wrong. Who is going to make all those screws? Now we are going to ignore machine screws which need a precise thread and just use wood screws. Do you think anyone's life dream is to make 10,000s of screws? If you find someone to make them, how are they going to feed their family over the months/years it will take them?

  3. Quality. Going back to screws they need accurate threading and accurate heads. Without accurate heads a screwdriver won't work(think of removing a stripped screw) and without accurate threads it won't screw down or mate with the drilled hole. Who is going to verify that? If you "buy" 1000 screws and only 50 are usable what do you do? With no incentive to make good screws does the screw maker care? Who is going to verify the food you get is safe to eat?

  4. Non-profit products. Let's say you love math. How are you going to survive? In history their were patrons who paid some of these people hoping there would be a reason in several years or decades. Some worked out, some didn't. But someone needed to say "yeah study how to solve that problem and I'll support you while you do". But they have limited resources too. In most cases these were basically investments hoping the end product would result in a net benefit. You can't survive with just math. You can't go into the woods and scream a theorum at a deer to get meat to feed your family. Now that math feeds into intermediate products which feed into final products which are valuable and that value gets distributed to all the earlier producers.

Yeah people like to make final products. Most people won't enjoy just sitting their useless. Some people like fixing/restoring stuff. But they use so so many stuff other people have done. Distribution is totally fucked up, granted. But for some people to do their dreams there are so many other people they rely on.

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I'm gonna skip 1 and come back to it at the end

  1. yes I think there are definitely people willing to do a simple task to create things everybody needs (screws) to make things, plenty of people. the people who produce food and need screws (all of the food producers) will feed the screw makers' families. they have a very obvious incentive to keep their screw makers alive even if we're being superficial in the way capitalism has trained us to be (in an anarchist/communist/socialist society we don't feed and house and heal people based on how useful they are. we give them what they need because they deserve it because they're people, their existence makes them valuable and worthy of the things they need)

  2. no incentive to make good screws? what??? they're using those screws in their own house too!! you gotta be trolling tbh, what?? people making food will make sure it's safe to eat because they're eating it too!! in what universe is governmental oversight the only way to guarantee quality?

  3. people deserve the things they need to have to exist, just by simple right of them existing. "from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs." there is more than enough food and housing in the world to feed and house everybody, the only reason we don't is the greed of the ruling class

ok back to 1, I think that people would still make these devices even if they owned the means of production but if they didn't that means that they were not valuable as the flow chart says

getting to part 2 I'm half convinced this is just trolling but I'll still post this in case it's not

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[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are jobs that generally no one wants to do but everyone needs done. You can't rely on pure volunteerism to keep garbage collection running.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People say this but clean their own toilets and take out their own trash literally every day. We could go on an talk about capitalist overproduction and production for profit over production for need creates too much garbage, but I doubt its necessary.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You are correct. I would like to add that in rural areas, one also has to act as their own garbage collection service and drive their garbage to the dump, which should be 50 miles or more away.

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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've had some strange responses to this when I suggested that under communism not every job would pay the same. Apparently loads of people would love to do soul destroying jobs like ER or IC nursing for the same amount of money I get paid to write shitty code

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also a lot of these "soul destroying jobs" would stop being one when there's enough people working on those

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if not enough people want to do them? Your going to need to find some way to attract enough people to those roles

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[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get it and am here for the anarchy of it all, but there's no "no" coming out of the "Would other people be willing..." box, which a capitalist would say is the most important line.

Maybe it should loop back to the "Then capitalism is wasting..." box, since if nobody is willing to create it, is it really valuable enough to exceed creation inertia?

[–] llkkjjhhggffddssaa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a “no”. It loops back to the top.

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, oh my god, I looked everywhere and didn't see it. Leaving my comment as-is as a lasting monument to my cluelessness.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Which is funny because it shows the same logic that you stated by returning to the "Is it valuable" question. So even if you missed it, you still came to the same conclusion which just goes to reinforce the legitimacy of the flowchart.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Radio waves were thought to have no value, to the point that the person that discovered them thought so too.

Following this graph, we would never have radio, because it didn't have value. Which was true.

There's many things where something didn't have value but does later on. That's where this graph has a huge flaw.

Unless you want to extinguish all progressivism.

This graph also doesn't work at a large scale. Good luck figuring out food distribution logistics that everyone just accepts at a scale of even 200,000 people, let alone millions. "But just make an organization of volunteers that deals with that!" - congratulations, you just reinvented "government".

Unfettered Capitalism is extremely obviously not the answer, but neither is idealistic anarchism that at best works only with a smaller sizes community that does not rely on anything post-industrial era due to advanced complex logistical systems of creation. There needs to be a new system.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree that this is extremely simplified, however your radio example implies physicists only do physics for money and nobody would have explored the applications of radio waves without a profit motive which seems at odds with... Well, literally every scientist I've ever met.

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[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

I’m not a moneyologist, but I think that’s describing market economy rather than capitalism. ME is older and can solve some things that capitalism doesn’t.

In the ‘garbage / sewage’ scenario, you might be willing to do those things (ie not forced) in exchange for something else consider more valuable to you. No ownership is required for that.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This char literally says "If no one wants to do X then it isn't valuable."

The logic sorta tracks, but also kind of not. Basically it's saying civilization is not valuable, which I might agree with under certain circumstances.

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