I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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For a .99 dlc, itβll make the βchk-chuckβ sound when you reload
When did Spiderman's friend become the ceiling of sex?
When he was promoted from CFO of sex
Thank you,that was just the information I was looking for.
will this update be available to all, or only newer models?
Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old Iβm stuck with one testicle forever
maybe if you appeal personally they'll give you a few extra just for funzies
Can CEO of sex finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
Just changing basic settings?
Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?
Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.
I hear sex is heading for an IPO
Who is that guy? I mean IRL. I've seen many memes with him (?) as the CEO of sex.
It's Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.
The fuck does that sentence even mean?
Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading
i wish they'd told me this during the war
That's nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change
I donβt get it
Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload
Been waiting for this to drop for a long time
Some are still waiting on the first pair to drop π
Itβs not really something to get.
Thanks CEO of Sex!