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[–] vrek@programming.dev 27 points 3 days ago

I was watching a comedy special by Jimmy Carr. He gives out a number before the show that you can text and select ones are shown on a giant screen behind him and he responds.

One text that was sent in was something like "im am blind. I asked for cheapest seats in the house for me and my service dog. I got seated behind a stone pillar. A+ service staff."

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

I used to love finding spots like this

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"DADDY!!! DID YOU SEE MY PERFORMANCE???"

"No."

child develops trauma of thinking his dad doesn't love him enough to pay attention

Dad develops anger issues over not getting to see his son perform in the school play

school has a school shooting the following week, but thats 100% unrelated. Different kid. School just happens to be in America

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Username checks out

[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Well I found it funny at least.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean? This is a perfectly accurate depiction of what school is like in America.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can see how it seems that I was questioning the scenario. But I was just making sure the commenter was okay given that this was their takeaway from the image. A Rorschach image reveals thoughts and preoccupations of the viewer.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Damn990099@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

seat in the house.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Or the military.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is just like the Star Wars hotel.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

My first thought too

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He is watching from 3rd person

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'd never have expected Jenny to let herself go like that.