Oof.
Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because "only Jesus was perfect."
Source: I made it up.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it's actually true.
Source: I also made it up
The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.
source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.
You both get up votes for your properly referenced sources.
You were both eerily close to correct though.
Probably.
I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.
I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.
But... 47/47 is 100%........
You figured it out! You win math! 😀
Awful teacher even if they had questions no one would know, cause maybe they had a prodigy in their class or maybe someone that studied that subject to death, that's a horrible outcome for the kid who got all questions correct.
I guess you could go Farnsworth route and say penmanship counts. (Futurama joke). Though at a certain age range that's not really applicable I guess it depends the grade level for my annoyance at that teacher I'll probably forget it in a moment anyways. Still awful teacher if they got all questions correct, and wasn't a trick one in there.
Edit forgot to add also if the work showed all steps of logic (usually math but sure you get what I mean). No one learning should be denied a perfect score if they learned it is all.
My French teacher told me this is how grades work in France for real.
"I typically don't give 10/10 scores because I feel like it doesn't leave anything to work towards."
Which makes sense, as long as you haven't said it was absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing.
An unstoppable Hannah (literally perfect; 9/10) meets an immovable Newgrounds reviewer (game wouldn't boot; 5 stars).
If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.
10/10 comment, no question.
5/7 with rice
I remember that guy!
I remember that guy with rice 7/10
Well I feel pretty fucking seen....
For the record Josh gave her a 10.
Also not the people in the picture.
Mebbies she didn't give 10/10 because he wasn't actually blind?
In that case shouldn't he be 20/20
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Very good
TBF, he could have been richer and more handsome.
or endowed in other ways.
Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.
You left out the [Best part].(https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/02/blind-date-josh-hannah)
First impressions?
On the way I was 15 steps behind a man who I thought could be Josh when he paused to interact with a street cat. (I had put animal friendly as my preference for my date.)
Josh sounds like a catch!
It's good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone's cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college...
... And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts...
Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Perfection is a moving target...
Josh, you can have her.