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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Could somebody help? I'm running arch with plasma, and I'm unable to find this app.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 12 hours ago

My favourite if the screenshot util scrot

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] amorangi@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 days ago

No, the one that comes with TB.ag extension.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's how you know it's a KDE app.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Not to be confused with Glitoris, a Gnome app which does the exact same thing.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

G for old gtk app would be funnier.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

The glitoris is vajazzled so you can find it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of "FART." Fart on the whole industry.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You're thinking too small.

Static Hash Allocation Resource Table

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Frequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you're doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever.

This has been an organic, AI-free brainfart. Support your local organic slop!

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Microsoft one would be:

Microsoft: Microsoft Copilot

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago

Microsoft: Outlook Pro Colipot 360 (not related to Outlook, copilot, Office or xbox)

[–] outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wiz@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hisse@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago

Macroslop 360 One X Plus Two Y

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Microsoft : Teams, that has a feature called teams in which you can create discussions with your teams.

[–] elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Teams (Classic) or Teams (work or school).

Or copilot, microsoft 365 or microsoft copilot 365

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

tbf, all their apps are called copilot now

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 days ago (30 children)

bro are you just mass-crossposting things from reddit or what? Those camel case titles aren't really common here, you know.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If they are, that's good for Lemmy.

Helps with the network effect.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nope. Network effect happens if there's a network. For that you need an adequate amount of eyes per post so that people can start commenting and discussing stuff with one another.

Dump in hundreds of copy-posted memes without enlarging the user base and it does exactly the opposite of the network effect: With much more posts per viewer, the viewers are spread thin over the posts which means there are never enough people on one post to actually start a meaningful discussion in the comments.

Good point. I didn't think about that.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 2 points 4 days ago

are you saying that we're not all here commenting, regardless? 😥🥹

[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"Network effect."

It's spam.

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[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

We’re rooted

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

MacOS would probably iSwoop, no?

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not these days. Apple hasn’t launched a new product with the ‘i’ prefix since Steve Jobs was around.

[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

”Microsoft 365 Visual Studio Labs Designer Copilot (New)”

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