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[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] amorangi@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 weeks ago

No, the one that comes with TB.ag extension.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's how you know it's a KDE app.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

G for old gtk app would be funnier.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

The glitoris is vajazzled so you can find it

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not to be confused with Glitoris, a Gnome app which does the exact same thing.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 weeks ago (30 children)

bro are you just mass-crossposting things from reddit or what? Those camel case titles aren't really common here, you know.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If they are, that's good for Lemmy.

Helps with the network effect.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nope. Network effect happens if there's a network. For that you need an adequate amount of eyes per post so that people can start commenting and discussing stuff with one another.

Dump in hundreds of copy-posted memes without enlarging the user base and it does exactly the opposite of the network effect: With much more posts per viewer, the viewers are spread thin over the posts which means there are never enough people on one post to actually start a meaningful discussion in the comments.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

are you saying that we're not all here commenting, regardless? 😥🥹

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[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"Network effect."

It's spam.

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Microsoft one would be:

Microsoft: Microsoft Copilot

[–] outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wiz@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hisse@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Macroslop 360 One X Plus Two Y

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Microsoft : Teams, that has a feature called teams in which you can create discussions with your teams.

[–] elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Teams (Classic) or Teams (work or school).

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Or copilot, microsoft 365 or microsoft copilot 365

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

tbf, all their apps are called copilot now

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of "FART." Fart on the whole industry.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Frequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you're doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever.

This has been an organic, AI-free brainfart. Support your local organic slop!

[–] phx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You're thinking too small.

Static Hash Allocation Resource Table

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

Could somebody help? I'm running arch with plasma, and I'm unable to find this app.

[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

”Microsoft 365 Visual Studio Labs Designer Copilot (New)”

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

MacOS would probably iSwoop, no?

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not these days. Apple hasn’t launched a new product with the ‘i’ prefix since Steve Jobs was around.

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