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[–] housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think for many, money isn’t why they became an engineer but it is why they remain one.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You would have to have an incredible grindset to become a decent engineer without actually enjoying any of it. You could become a shitty one just by passing tests, I guess. (And probably many people do)

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My job is also tough and more recently I felt despair because of pressure. But I remind myself that I chose my career because of good pay, which could improve once I leave my shithole company.

If money isn't an issue, I would pick a more relaxed job. There is plenty of snobbery against blue collar jobs, but they are the most relaxed jobs I have ever had.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I think it depends on the type of blue color job and company as well. Some of them, you're basically breaking your body to get some money and it could really hurt you in future.

I think having your own, or working for a small local business is great. Specially if you have a paid off house and aren't struggling otherwise.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

I'm different; none of my software projects bring me any money...

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

Don't tell me employer but it would still work for free. Software engineering is an absolute privilege and I can't relate to this meme at all.

[–] dejova281@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Engineering as a whole is now diluted with a bunch of money-hungry STEM’s who were never even that good at engineering. Their parents probably pushed them into the degree. It’s sad.

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

diluted with a bunch of money-hungry STEM’s who were never even that good at engineering.

That's all the STEMs now. The actual competent ones are on Wall Street.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Yep. why struggle doing research when you can make 500K a year writing stock trading algorithms.

i had a roommate who was a physics PhD. He quit after 4 years and went to work for a Wall St and his starting salary was 400K, this was 2009, after the crisis. had he completed his PhD he'd have been lucky to make 60K a year and then after decades of work he might have made close to 200K. I would guess today he's probably making well over a million a year.

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yep. why struggle doing research when you can make 500K a year writing stock trading algorithms.

...because research contributes to make a better society for everyone compared to scamming people with overhyped stocks?

But yes, in reality, the trend seems to be finance first, if you can get in.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

only a tiny minority of researchers get to do that.

most research is lots of work with poor pay, often to the point where are per hour making less than working at a fast food job.

very few researchers are lucky enough to get rewarding work, and hardly anyone gets to do rewarding work that is well-paid.

and most well-paid research even in industry is working for corporations that are seeking to enrich themselves rather than better society. most pharma research goes towards high profit highly specialized drugs, for example, that will mostly only benefit the small slice of society that can afford them.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

god forbid well-off parents want their kids to be financially secure...

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It entirely depends on if the parents being well-off allowed their kid to get a degree they aren't really qualified for because they could use money as a crutch.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

parents money has nothing to do with if they get a degree... you have to complete the coursework regardless.

colleges will prefer to admit kids who can pay full tuition over kids who need financial assistance... if that is what you are complaining about?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And AI is going to put that into overdrive.

For a little while, I helped with some intern and recent grad interviews and holy shit some people didn't have a clue. Had one guy on a remote interview that had a friend there helping him answer questions. It was obvious because he didn't even mute his mic and we could hear them. And it was extra pathetic because his friend wasn't even feeding him anything useful, like Bevis was helping Butthead with a software engineering interview.

We had a short break and when we resumed, he had at least figured out to mute his mic between questions (not that that helped, as muting yourself frequently when you're one of the main speakers in the meeting alone is a red flag without some reason that should be obvious when it isn't muted). Only resumed because I was fairly new to interviewing, if I got one of those today (and still did interviews), I would have ended it early.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Tell them to bring in the friend, then hire the friend on the spot and when they spin out of control say you were only kidding and end the meeting.

[–] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Engineering is just alternating between existential dread and direct deposit therapy.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So I should be a therapist because they are the ones selling the shovels?

[–] derry@midwest.social 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That reminds me, I need a raise

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why should you get a raise? You're terrible at your job!

Not a single downvote, and you call yourself a downvote hunter smh

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He already killed all the downvotes in his region

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah.

downvote_hunter: "Do you SEE any downvotes?"

Ignotum: "No..."

downvote_hunter: "You're WELCOME."

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[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Where tf did you get that pay lmao, maybe its regional, but I need a raise like that, I'm a BE Dev 2, awaiting performance review for 3 (Senior) and sadly not as close to that as I'd like.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago

Could be a monthly payment, or a monthly contractor payment (so before subtracting taxes and insurance and whatnot) which would fit for a mid-level role being around 80k/year

[–] Routhinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

If you're not senior yet, thats why. This looks like a senior 2 - principal 1 level salary

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Check levels.fyi. 400-500k+ isn't unusual for senior and above positions in US HCOL areas at competitive tech companies. Often this includes RSUs which can have downsides but are usually ok

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[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I'm getting scammed then.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or comparing European vs US wages
At least we don't have to deduct 45% of our wages for the eventuality of needing a doctor and also walking 10km with a broken leg to avoid an ambulance ride.

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

As an American, I take offense to this. We would never use kilometers

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (12 children)

In Germany we get deducted around 40% directly, before the money even reaches us q.q Tbf that includes health care as well as taxes already and also we are a smidge farther away from fascism.

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[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 136 points 2 days ago (15 children)

god dam where they getting that

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 2 days ago (33 children)

Maybe that's the monthly pay

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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If that's monthly pay, that's at or below average.

If that's bi-weekly......fuck I need to up my engineering game.

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[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (10 children)

That's not that outrageous as a higher-level IC in a big tech company in a big city. But if you're that senior you're not questioning why you became an engineer.

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There's a reason the typical dev career pipeline ends at farmer. People get tired of all the bs and leave never to be seen again.

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[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Eh, that looks like typical take home for a staff level engineer in a big city.

Edit: Assuming they get paid every two weeks, that’s an annual take home of $161,122. Depending on state taxes, insurance coverage, 401k contributions, dependents, etc, that’s a base salary of $200-250k. Which, yeah, that’s what I budget for a staff salary.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

cries in helpdesk technician

I truly went into the wrong part of tech.

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