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[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 140 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

god dam where they getting that

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Maybe that's the monthly pay

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

If do contract work that's not even that much

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

True, then insurance and no time off or other benefits would suck.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's only "no time off" if that's what you want. It's time off whenever you want (and sometimes when you don't want).

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that’s a normal paycheck for a medium level engineer in any American big city.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nay, daily.

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[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not that outrageous as a higher-level IC in a big tech company in a big city. But if you're that senior you're not questioning why you became an engineer.

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

There's a reason the typical dev career pipeline ends at farmer. People get tired of all the bs and leave never to be seen again.

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, you definitely do. I know numerous people that dropped the field entirely (including me) even though the pay is ridiculous.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Woodworking, close enough?

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes it is just a really intense garden.

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[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Eh, that looks like typical take home for a staff level engineer in a big city.

Edit: Assuming they get paid every two weeks, that’s an annual take home of $161,122. Depending on state taxes, insurance coverage, 401k contributions, dependents, etc, that’s a base salary of $200-250k. Which, yeah, that’s what I budget for a staff salary.

[–] Bananskal@nord.pub 11 points 3 weeks ago

$161,122

Heck, I'd be pulling more than that if I were a self-employed consultant rather than under a consulting firm, in our small city in northern Scandinavia.

Now I'm raking in a little below that, and I'm taking out like a third of it as actual salary and saving the rest, to avoid high taxes, and to to pay for a leased car, pension saving, extra insurance etc, before taxes. But after all that I'm probably saving $3k every month tax free, and maybe $1,5k in my bank account.

Engineering life is pretty okay. Still can't afford a house yet though. Thanks boomers.

[–] glitches_brew@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Key phrase is "big city". I'm a staff and there's a mid on my team that moved to Seattle. His cost of living adjustment when he moved allows him to make more than I do.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think for a SF based company 200 - 250k salary is typical for even a senior engineer.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lol they are not

[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Mechanical Engineer (union) with 20 years experience, slightly underpaid at $76.33/hr in (just north of the) Seattle area.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It doesn't say it's salary. A lot of companies pay out bonuses right around now.

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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If that's monthly pay, that's at or below average.

If that's bi-weekly......fuck I need to up my engineering game.

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[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

California. It goes with high cost of living.

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[–] derry@midwest.social 44 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That reminds me, I need a raise

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why should you get a raise? You're terrible at your job!

Not a single downvote, and you call yourself a downvote hunter smh

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He already killed all the downvotes in his region

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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago

You got a job?

[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess I'm getting scammed then.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or comparing European vs US wages
At least we don't have to deduct 45% of our wages for the eventuality of needing a doctor and also walking 10km with a broken leg to avoid an ambulance ride.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In Germany we get deducted around 40% directly, before the money even reaches us q.q Tbf that includes health care as well as taxes already and also we are a smidge farther away from fascism.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Yeah don't Americans get paid taxes included? Here in Italy I get my wage with income tax, welfare costs etc already deducted.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am.in the US, taxes come out of the paycheck before its paid.

On my check, before Inget it it pays

Taxes

Social security

401k

Health insurance premium

Dental insurance premium

Union dues

I think a few other small misc things.

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[–] dejova281@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Engineering as a whole is now diluted with a bunch of money-hungry STEM’s who were never even that good at engineering. Their parents probably pushed them into the degree. It’s sad.

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[–] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Engineering is just alternating between existential dread and direct deposit therapy.

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[–] arch@programming.dev 19 points 3 weeks ago

Omg, this is so true

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Where tf did you get that pay lmao, maybe its regional, but I need a raise like that, I'm a BE Dev 2, awaiting performance review for 3 (Senior) and sadly not as close to that as I'd like.

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Check levels.fyi. 400-500k+ isn't unusual for senior and above positions in US HCOL areas at competitive tech companies. Often this includes RSUs which can have downsides but are usually ok

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[–] housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think for many, money isn’t why they became an engineer but it is why they remain one.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You would have to have an incredible grindset to become a decent engineer without actually enjoying any of it. You could become a shitty one just by passing tests, I guess. (And probably many people do)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sign me the fuck up for $6k per pay period.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

Hope you're willing to relocate to SF and still spend 50+% of your income on housing you will never own.

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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Don’t forget those sweet RSUs too!

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[–] GrumpyBike1020@monero.town 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No cm002 please don’t use the same repost bot as that other guy. Was it you the whole time????

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