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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 minutes ago

I mean, that is the definition of ragebaiting

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 hours ago

'Things you should say if you want everyone to know you're rage-baiting shit disturber'.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Nah the height ones don't work when you have to look up to look me in the eyes.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I'm not short. Short guys just get shit on so much. Been at parties where someone just out of nowhere says "You'd be hot if you wasn't short". Like imagine that for anything else "you'd be hot if you wasn't black". "You'd be hot if you wasn't in a wheelchair" just getting shit on for genetics.

Same girls also cry murder if somebody says something about a fat girl, which is in their control.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

For the shorties out there.

Own yourself, short king, and people will be drawn to you like magic. It’s not confidence, it’s loving and accepting yourself. That’s all. Self-love creates a gravity for more love.

Anyone so shallow that they would judge you by your height is someone you don’t want be involved with. As soon as you get to know someone, their appearance ceases to matter and all that is left is the human being underneath. Consider those situations bullets dodged.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

I don't care about being short. The hypocrisy pisses me off. At least you can do something about being fat.

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

As a short dude myself I wish this were true. I’m confident and have accepted my fate. Yet even when I thought we were grooving and clearly compatible I’d still get hit with “sorry you’re not tall enough,” even when she was like 5’0. I don’t know how the hell I got lucky to get my wife, but she’s clearly the exception not the norm.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Quality shitpost, effective ragebait, lolcow audience 👌

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 80 points 15 hours ago (20 children)

In other words, "be a dick to somebody and watch them get angry." Not sure why that's gendered.

Also, most of this is promoting toxic masculinity, so if it's supposed to have a quasi-feminist undertone, it's not doing it right.

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