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An image of the MV Hondius cruise ship with a biohazard pin from Plague Inc. floating above it. Caption reads: what the fuck is that

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t this the hantavirus outbreak ship?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

President Madagascar, a person on the internet is angry at us!

Shut. Down. Everything.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hold onto my butt

I once named the disease "The Disease From Madagascar" and it started in Madagascar.

I also killed the world with a bacteria called Red Ass.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

And if you try to game the system by starting there, it's a cointoss between greenland and new zealand being the isolationist shitters.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 41 points 1 month ago

Relax! It has no symptoms!

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

C'mon, dock at Greenland already…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i'm sure someone has already made this

i had the hantavirus outbreak on my bingo card because of this

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

Madagascar, quick, close your borders!

[–] critical@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, we don't. This disease doesn't have pandemic potential. It has "kill every other fucker who gets it", which means it'll burn itself out super fast, even if it could spread fast (which it can't).

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

either that or we don't get covid2, we get black death2 :D

That's the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.