Giving credit is cool.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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I'm getting old...
I read "my girl" and initially assumed he meant "my daughter" XD
Because he wrote the plural
He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn't add the apostrophe
duh
Yes, I was adding onto your comment for people that might not understand.
You're also either Polish or just very millenial
I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don't think the friendship will last.
He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn't come out.
But he would be gay about the situation if it happened
He was being a dick. He wouldn't let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.
Suddenly poly
wouldn't they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.
Pfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you
It is obvious the closet dude didn't cheat on your girl, he's gay, sad that he still in the closet.
lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys
How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.
The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!
Beware of the leopard.
I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D
i do at my girlfriend's house. my wife just doesn't approve of that.
Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you'll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool
It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.
That's really valid I don't think I interact with any straight or cis men on a regular basis so I forget how weird and bad they are
Just a dog.
Or Grindr.
World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣
- is so you don't piss all over the seat
- is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
- Why do you look in her closet?
3.for friends. you never read Narnia?
I'm in it to meet Mr. Tumnus and the Turkish delights.
Giggidy
Goo
Her name? Ophelia