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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 192 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

More likely - whichever billionaire mined it (well, funded the mining anyway) would hoard it off the market to keep the value high and make them richer.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 87 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Exactly what they did with diamonds.

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[–] vapordays@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

“The mine owners did not find the gold asteroid, they did not mine the gold asteroid, they did not mill the gold asteroid, but by some weird alchemy all the gold from the asteroid belonged to them!”

Bill Haywood

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least everything would be covered in gold then. Electronics would be cheaper too.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'd be cheaper to make.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 19 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Then we kill all the billionaires and then they're cheaper to have

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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (11 children)

yeah, after impact, quite evenly. last time it happened, it was called iridium anomaly. there's not that much gold in electronics and other platinum group metals are more useful from material engineering perspective

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There is no much specifically because it is expensive.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 96 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It's funny that people think the wealth from asteroid mining will trickle down.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If anything, it seems like an opportunity for billionaires to have indentured servants who are stuck in outer space mining until their term is up. That’s probably some of the reason they have been investing so heavily in prisons.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, that would make a few people incomprehensible wealthy while everyone else starved.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

That's where we currently stand.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Being rich isn't having wealth. It's keeping what has value away from anyone else.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Being rich means having a surplus of valuable commodities and capital.

In a modern capitalist system, the commodities are fetishized in order to inflate their received value.

But in a more socialized system, shared capital has the capacity to enrich everyone.

The big catch is that, under a more socialist economy existing in parallel with a capitalist media, poverty becomes associated with the public institutions while capitalism becomes indicative of education, independence, and success.

An individual might be wealthy with respect to historical peers under a socialist model, but still feel improvised relative to the elites and their horded private wealth. That they've got access to libraries and parks and subways and public housing doesn't feel like wealth relative to the country clubbers who have more grandeous private versions of all of the above.

You'll see this in Western depictions of Soviet states all the time. Small apartments, bread lines, and grumpy bureaucrats are slanted as rampant poverty. Meanwhile, homelessness and malnutrition and the lawless frontier are all just part of the Hero's Journey on the way to glory.

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[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago (27 children)

Everyone “being a billionaire” and having a huge pile of worthless metal won’t increase anyone’s standard of living to the same degree as nobody being a billionaire and nobody hoarding resources.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (9 children)

will there be advantages for daily life if gold is trivially affordable? probably, it's a good material for many applications. and is extremely rust resistant.

Coating all exposed metals with gold would be trivial.

[Skip a few paragraphs of technical world building. ]

it'll be an increments tech step without any changes in inequality and a minor change in the public quality of life.

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[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

enought to make everyone on earth billionaires

How very thoughtful. Hope the present billionaires dont accidentally hoard it.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Naw the new quintillionaires will let everyone have a bit. The biggest change will be adjusting to the new ten-thousand-dollar menu at mcdonalds

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[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

The biggest value of this meteor is not gold it’s iridium and ironically it’s what we need to explore more other planets because iridium melting point is way higher. Also high precision electronics needs it

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 month ago

And that's exactly what every billionaire is thinking.

[–] ScriptSage@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Gold is already worthless, main purpose of gold is that its shiny and pretty, less than 1% of gold mined gets used for electronics and stuff. The rest ist accessoires. The only reason gold costs something is because people think that it is worth something.

[–] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gold does have practical value. It doesn't oxidize or tarnish at standard temperature and pressure, it is soft enough to beat into shape with a hammer and it can be rolled out incredibly thinly. If it were as common as iron, we would see it used everywhere. Gold sewer pipes, gold roofing, even gold foil to wrap your sandwich.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (14 children)

If I remember correctly, even its conductivity is higher than copper. Maybe in an alternative reality, we'd be using gold cables

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gold plated contacts are fairly common on various cables and plugs, it doesn't take much gold.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Gold actually is worthless but humanity has decided it has value. Whats actually valuable is food, water, housing, mental peace, low stress, moral standards etc.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gold is a actually extremely useful, and has a ton of practical applications where it's not used because of cost. Diamonds, which are supposedly abundant in asteroids, and quite plentiful on earth, on the other hand, can be manufactured in tool grade cheaply, and gem grade can be made for about $300/carat.

[–] LucidiaDiamond@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah it’s super useful for semiconductors

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a good conductor, doesn't corrode easily.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, like everyone in Zimbabwe is a billionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.

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[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm game! Oversaturate the gold market and those at the top (including governments) would instantly be knocked down to regular people's level financially!

That being said, if this ever happened, there would be new laws and standards implemented immediately in order for nothing to change... The game is rigged. If the top 1% begin to lose, they just change the rules...

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

DON’T LOOK UP!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

But think of the gold cable connectors.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah like the influx of gold and silver from the Americas shook the European economy in the 17th century:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

We could gold plate every contact on every cable, we could use it on every electrical contact. forget 'rarity' it's a damn useful metal

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone being a billionaire is the same as no one being a billionaire.

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