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[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Trump also campaigns against happiness.. The snowflake got upset that Kamala laughed at all

Everything he does is about money. Even the YMCA dance crap clearly isn't him having fun, it's just he tried it once, it got attention, and so he uses it as a tool to get votes. It's also why he keeps doing it. He has nothing original

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

During the campaign there was a good series of photos showing the difference between them.

The Obamas looking happy and loving, engaging eachother. The Bidens looking happy and loving. Those 2 shitbirds looking like miserable fucks.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's called cherrypicking

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What the fuck, you literally can't find any picture of this couple of ghouls not looking awkward together

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Call it cherry picking if you will, but it's gonna be a hell of a lot easier to find picks of Obama's and Bidens being happy than it is of that orange diddler and his plastic wife not looking miserable

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 1 points 3 hours ago

Ah, I see that the canary version of a shroud that I put on the second part of my message behaves as expected

splendid

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

They are reptilian lizards, but close.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

"Michelle, check it out, I'm farting right at him"

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Obama in bad French accent.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 5 hours ago

Obama impression: I uhhh….I believe it’s….I fart in ….your general uh direction.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 103 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Not arranged so much as purchased. She was product.

[–] axh@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I thought she was a handler

To be fair, they didn't say who purchased her or what the product actually is.

I think both things can be true.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 17 points 8 hours ago

Obama does look like he's cracking off a fart in Trump's direction here.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 127 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly yeah, that's so sad. The Obamas looking like goals, whilst the Trumps look like they're halfway through a divorce trying to look friendly for the kids.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 49 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It waa green card marriage and she probably only stayed for the money. I doubt there was ever any love there to begin with.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He wants to eliminate green card marriages and natural birth citizenship.

His latest wife is a green card marriage and his mother was an immigrant.

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 6 points 7 hours ago

So he is actually trying to not let him happen again?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Both are entirely incapable of love so, no.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

not true, trump loves himself more than anything

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Actually narcissists posture so much because the opposite is true

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 35 points 11 hours ago

It's not like arranged marriages can't work, just not when you marry an absolute bell end.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 37 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

and yet Trump has what he wants (trophy wife) and she has what she wants (shitloads of money)

also downvote, american politics fuck off

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think she got what she wanted. I think she's miserable. She just wanted the money, but now she has responsibilities because technically she's the first lady. I'm sure, she would have divorced him a long time ago if he wasn't president.

I'm paraphrases something I read a while ago but...

She was born not ugly and had access to a plastic surgeon. Her goal was to likely to marry some rich old schmuck who can't get it up, then spend the next 10-15 years sitting by fancy private resort pools popping pills, getting drunk, fucking the pool boys until the inevitable divorce and she ends up with a decent payout, rinse repeat. Now, she has to travel for diplomatic shit, stand by the side of someone she loathes for events and photo ops, and has to do the usual "first lady" campaigns...doing more work in the first 6 months than she's done in her entire life up to that point. To give you an idea of how much effort she puts into it, Michelle Obama's campaign was Be Better. Hers was Be Best.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, is there some American law that forbids the first lady to divorce a president? Also what about the 4 years between his two terms?

It seems like she has exactly what she wants.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

No law, but she would likely be killed in the streets if she even attempted it by insane fanatics. That's not even remotely a joke either. Its an extremely real possibility.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No, no law against it. I think she doesn't want to risk upsetting his fanatic followers. And in between his terms they were still in the public eye.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Uhm...So... Why isn't she divorcing him if she's not happy?

Your argument was that she is a first lady, therefore she cannot divorce a president, but turns out that's not the case.

So she didn't get what she wanted. She's miserable. There are no laws stopping her divorcing him, but according to you she won't do it because she cares about trump's followers? Or do you think she's scared for her life?

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Some people simply can't see women having any authority/accountability in their life. It's the same with JD's wife, or until recently, Erika Kirk. I think it's a form of misogyny. These are not "poor little women" stuck with their husbands. They know exactly what they wanted, and they got it. They're also pieces of shit.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

The scared for her life thing. Don't get me wrong, I don't empathise with her, I think she deserves to be miserable. But I don't think she has an option for divorce right now.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

But if he wasn't president, she wouldn't have to spend as much time with him, so there would be no reason for divorce...

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I always liked Obama. He was the best president America had in a long time. There has been so many awful presidents...

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

He's a monster. A war criminal who would have been hanged at nurnberg with the other fascists. Same goes for Biden and Trump.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Still better than the other shitheads that country of the braindead chose to elect.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I have a hard time believing he is as bad as Trump. What did Obama do?

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

I never said that. He doesn't have to be as bad as Trump to be sentenced at a hypothetical nurnberg like trial for his crimes against humanity. Biden, Trump and Obama all make the cut. It's not about comparing these blood soaked monsters amongst each other. It's about pointing out how weird it is to obsess about how wholesome his marriage supposedly is. Yes, the thousands of dead civilians from drone strikes are enough to condem him. Lybia alone would be enough too.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Wikipedia page says they killed about 1000-2000 civilians during 16 years of drone strikes. Is that what you mean then? And the real numbers are likely much higher.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It's commonly used as a criticism of Obama to point out that his approval of drone strikes was significantly higher than any president before or since. This data point is a bit shaky however, because drone strikes weren't nearly as prevalent during his predecessor's terms as drones weren't as technologically advanced as they were during his terms, and due to the fact that the Trump admin changed drone strike approval processes to no longer need presidential approval.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yemen, Somalia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, whistleblowers

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Robot vs human. Empty vs full. Dead on the inside vs full of life.