Like a fruit. He's so mature, he's verging on being runny.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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It would be like poetry without rhyming, it’s too easy.
Walt Whitman and many other poets would like a word. Bezos the uneducated, uncultured sycophant putting his lack of knowledge on full display.
It couldn't be more obvious who really benefits from MAGA policy.
Not the people of the USA
Well, some do. Probably about 0.001% of them, but it's bound to trickle down to everyone else.
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Hey Bezos, we’re saving a French proletarian necktie just for you 🥰
parrot goes bwaak.
this mf has four people feed him headlines from his own fucking newspaper and regurgitates it because he doesn't know any better.
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They are both psychos.
I already I knew he is a psycho, but I didn't know he is also an idiot.
I don't think Bezos is an idiot. It's just that the motives of billionaires are inscrutable to the likes of us lowly creatures that still have a conscience and empathy.
True, but empathy is also an intelligence, and lack of it is also lack of a crucial form of intelligence.
That may be true, but that seems to be a minimum requirement to be wealthy in the united states these days.
There's NOTHING More Mature than starting a MIDDLE EAST WAR for No Reason while Deporting and Murdering Americans who called you Names!
-REALLY SMART Billionaires!
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Boycott everything American you can.
I wish people would press further on these answers. More mature how? In what way has Trump performed better now compared to his first term? Please answer with specific examples and as much detail as possible.
I hate that journalists are so willing to let people say dumb shit and then never hold their feet to the flame.
There's been more corruption than ever! The Corrupt Sector, of which Trump and his offspring are valued members, is doing quite well.
Corporate media has really done a number on a profession that should in any worthwhile society be feared and respected in equal measure. Journalism is supposed to be radical, personal, obsessed with the truth, and beholden only to an editor who knows too much and has ulcers.
Oh well, at least I have a rich inner life.
He sure makes a lot of effort to convince us billionaires shouldn't exist.
And he doesn't even have to! I'm already convinced!
Hopefully this helped at least a few thousand people realize Jeff Bezos is a fuckin liar.
Jeff doesn’t live on the same planet as the rest of us.
Unfortunately he does. And he fucks it up alright for the rest of us.
I downvote articles with the format “Billionaire says something about Evil Dictator”. They provide no actual real world value to most people.
If by mature he means more looting, then yeah
If by mature he means even less taxes and regulations for him and his ilk, then yeah
Cunt
Fuck you in the ass Jeff
Tell us your profiting off of the second Trump administration but without actually saying it.
It has matured, like milk left in the summer sun.
Can these cancer cells just die already… painfully.
Hahahahaha.
Good one Jeff. Real good.
Now fuck off.
It's even easier to do bribes this time.
CEO approves of theft more at 11!
Everything Bezos says is always the most out of touch dumbass shit. He seems like a total fucking clod. Pound Martian sand Bezos and get fucked.
Stop publishing CEO / billionaire spam.
Nah it's very emberassing for them. Shine the light on their dumbness - everyone should see.
We can quote this article at his trial.
Fuck Bezos and fuck Amazon. Cancel your prime. Pirate instead. You can wait 2 days for shipping if you just have to order something from Amazon.
We'll be even more mature when we asset-strip Bezos and his ilk.
How did he manage to say that with a straight face? "Mature" is literally the last thing this administration is. Except in age.
Oh wait he's just thinking of his billions
Hey Jeff, why don't you invent an award to give to the fat orange pedo? You can call it the Biggest Cock Award and make it in the shape of one of your cock-rockets. You can make it with a strap on option, and then let him take turns pegging you and Elon. I was going to suggest a three-way with that Slovinian whore he's married to, but I'm sure you three are bored with pussy by now anyway.
If by "mature" he means "old", then yeah.
Trump acts like a toddler.
What do you want to imply, Jeff?
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