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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 158 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A: I completely agree.
B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well that’s why she’s busy pointing at it and not doing anything at all.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Can't solve the problems if you need them to campaign in every election cycle

oh shit, i didn't look at who OP was.

She offered more of the same, ratchet effect Democrat policies.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 day ago

The WhiteTrashHouse

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 132 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mike Judge’s writing staff.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

I understood that reference.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You don't do this if you thought you'd have to move out after 4 years.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

[–] Lemmee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Expand on this. How do you properly prepare a green banana?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Literally just eat them. Yellow bananas have "gone bad" in my house.

Edit: to clarify you want like 50-75% green. Not completely green.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

You got robbed by yellow bananas? Man, that sucks.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

wait shit you just reminded me. I went to the tomato festival for the first time last year or the year before and had the best fried green tomatoes. which was great because the weather has been awful for tomatoes lately.

[–] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Never forget that she's the wife of Bill Clinton. She knows damn well that he's in the Epstein files and is still with him 😡

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 1 day ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago

She and her husband are the major reason the Democrats are the party with more blame to bear for burying the Epstein files.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but she has decorum, so she is the good team!

The only thing that protects the bad pedophiles is the good pedophiles.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don't vote for Democrats.

A lot of them don't know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that such a bad thing? That's exactly how they should feel.

Yep,

I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds...

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

M orons

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G utting

A merica!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It isn't a metaphor when it's literally real though.

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real eyes realize real lies

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how can we realize real lize if our eyes aren't real

[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Is that Max Stirner?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Why can't we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

We can just have double the circus, instead.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Good Citizens of ~~Tamriel~~ MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

Hillary you're right, and late. Like always, shut the fuck up.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Did she really say that? I don't have a stupid FaceBook account to confirm.