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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 163 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A: I completely agree.
B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well that’s why she’s busy pointing at it and not doing anything at all.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Can't solve the problems if you need them to campaign in every election cycle

She offered more of the same, ratchet effect Democrat policies.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

oh shit, i didn't look at who OP was.

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 133 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mike Judge’s writing staff.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I understood that reference.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You don't do this if you thought you'd have to move out after 4 years.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

[–] Lemmee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Expand on this. How do you properly prepare a green banana?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Literally just eat them. Yellow bananas have "gone bad" in my house.

Edit: to clarify you want like 50-75% green. Not completely green.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

You got robbed by yellow bananas? Man, that sucks.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

wait shit you just reminded me. I went to the tomato festival for the first time last year or the year before and had the best fried green tomatoes. which was great because the weather has been awful for tomatoes lately.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago

The WhiteTrashHouse

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It isn't a metaphor when it's literally real though.

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real eyes realize real lies

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

how can we realize real lize if our eyes aren't real

[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Is that Max Stirner?

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago

M orons

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A merica!

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don't vote for Democrats.

A lot of them don't know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that such a bad thing? That's exactly how they should feel.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yep,

I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

We can just have double the circus, instead.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Why can't we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Good Citizens of ~~Tamriel~~ MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Hillary you're right, and late. Like always, shut the fuck up.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Did she really say that? I don't have a stupid FaceBook account to confirm.