I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage or usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.

2 right-wingers I used to work with...

• Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together

• Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.

• Person B's current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates who she then started sleeping with person B.

But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage...

Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don't actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!

i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol

Nice idea for a game.

I like that if you start at "Sanctity of marriage", something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with "Etc". What values.

"If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me." -Futurama

The etc is really a "you know what i mean" here.

As in "this cartoon is preaching to the choir". It doesn't make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.

What a waste of even a little creativity.

Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!

And what these right wingers always conveniently forget is that their religion only tells THEM what to do, it has no impact on anyone else.

All of these “values” can remain 100% unaffected within themselves, they just want the bigotry of forcibly imposing these “values” on others.

And that’s their problem - they’re screaming bloody murder because their ability to be tyrannical authoritarians is being taken away.

Lol christians don't even follow christian values

Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.

And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you've heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!

I'm an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.