Autist here:
Palantir, please unembrace me, thank you.
this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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'Xactly! I have a very short list of who I wanna be physically touched by (and infrequently). You ain't on it.
... if i tell you in detail about why i'd prefer to infodump to a living being instead of a panotpticon dragnet... could i maybe be on that list?
=P
As an autistic adult, what the actual fuck.
Yeah they're pro neurodivergence right up until the eugenicists decide they don't have to play nice anymore and take control of the mass surveillance technology
As a father of 3 autistic boys, I'm gonna gatekeep. They can get the fuck out with that shit.
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
there's a point in our neurodivergent lives where we have to decide whether to be a super queer leftist or comic book villain. no other option
we do not have to choose. we can be super queer leftist comic book villains. you too can have it all!
Nearly every autistic person I know doesn't believe in gods and devils. They believe in real things like trains and cars and other real things to obsess over. My son not only can identify most cars he can tell you the year model on sight. It isn't that useful but if he is ever in a situation where identification of a car is needed he will have it right.
key word: I know
I dont know anyone with leukeumia either, doesnt mean it doesnt exist
Key phrase 'nearly every autistic person' doesn't mean everyone.
Cop/detective?
"All we have is this blurry camera footage."
"That's a tan 2013 Toyota corolla."
Cops arrest a black guy in a gray civic
This has been the case so far.
WARRIOR CULTURE
BRAINS ARE FOR PUSSIES
A nation that seperates its scholars and warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and all its wars fought by the ignorant
Now that would make for a better T Shirt.
Sounds like some stormfront shit.
I wondered what Northern Invasion was so I looked it up. It’s a Hot Topic grade “metal” festival in WI- FFDP, Volbeat, Disturbed, etc. So, yeah, probably a fair amount of that type in the crowd.
I'm joining the war on autism, on the- wait hold on there's a war? The devil is involved you say? Well which side is he on
Apparently palantir's side, based on the leader's take on Mordor
No, the devil was against the god, the all knowing, all seeing entity, so definitely against Palantir.
i like my mythology better where the devil is a literal chicken in Idaho
... go on ...
I haven't really developed a devil on my religion beyond that, sorry
Damn.
Perhaps we can develop some kind of lore that involves him goin' on down to Gerogia...
Colonel Sanders was God, he didn't know which chicken was the devil so he decided to cook all of them.
Ooo, I like this except my god is a giant alien space crab who really likes tea and is named Russell.
Nah, the devil is in the details
he's somewhere in those jots and tittles, somewhere...
Probably should stop fucking the devil, just saying.
Have you seen Bedazzled and Shortcut to Happiness? The Devil is fucking hot.
What about getting fucked by the devil :3 🥺🥺
Puts on PLTR
Fuck Palantir? Why the fuck is this getting upvotes
For the “WTF” factor.
Tbh I didn’t even notice the part under the photo until I saw your comment and went back up, wondering why people were talking about Palantir. I just saw the shirt and thought that was weird enough.
I thought the devil was telling people to believe in themselves? Which is it?!
The devil helping you figure out what you are capable of and what not is quite on point.
The devil whispered in my ear: "You are not strong enough to withstand the storm."
So I built a shelter that was able to withstand the storm and survived. Thanks for the heads up, devil. My neighbour didn't listen to the devil and rather prayed to god when the storm arrived. He got knocked out by a flying tree.
Double U Genics
UwUgenics?