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[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] phar@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

He was a sater oy, she said, "See you ater, oy"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Young age: "xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@notevilmail.com is a cool e-mail address!"

Early adulthood: "Noooo, I need to be professional, my mail is now johnsmith1994@notevilmail.com!"

Late adulthood: "For the sake of my privacy, I"m now using xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@privacymail.com."

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At 15: I better get an email address that reflects my interests and personality!

At 25: Ok ok my name is the only permanent thing about me so it should be based on my name.

At 35: why am I revealing this much personal information in my email address? I should just have a random jumble of letters.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I use proton and they have this feature to generate a random email address based on the sits or a note. It's a little more advanced then user+microsoft@proton.me. and you can deactivate the address so your main inbox stops getting spam.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

First initial, last name, never fails. Except when you change your name. Then it fails.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont know why but this reminds me of the joke in arrested development where tobias wanted to be an analytical therapist and he made it into the portmanteau "analrapist" 😂

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, so it also fails sometimes when your name is unfortunate. But other than those times that it fails, it never fails.

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sadly my name is slightly common but I've had my Gmail account since it was invite only. I'm not a Google fan but there is my entire life in that email history....

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I knew two D. Adcocks. Their email address must be fun.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Double dadcocks.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Me at age 6, picking my username (and therefore first email address), knowing that it needs to be unique so I can use it for all accounts online, and also have meaning behind it so I don't look like an idiot when I'm an adult: 🐺🖥️🌐

(this name is 27 years old and counting)

[–] phar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This one is from AOL. Circa 1993/1994

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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was 10 when the Internet because publicly accessible, and 13 when I made my first ever email address. I used my current username as my email handle, which was an abbreviated version of my name.

It took me like 10 seconds to come up with it. I had a cute girlfriend who was insisting I make a private email because I was sharing my mother's email account and my girlfriend didn't like my mother having access to our private conversations.

It's been 29 years now and I'm still using this username. My original email is long gone, but the username lives on.

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[–] jagermo@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, you are allowed more than one email address

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You wouldn't believe the amount of unprofessional email addresses I saw when I used to do hiring. It sounds like a meme but please think before using bigjuicy69@hotmail.com as your contact email!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey how did you get my email address??

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

The job application process, have you not been paying attention?

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom made my first email on KOL(AOL for kids) and misspelled my name. To this day my gmail has that misspelling in it.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I made a sensible email address with my last name followed by my first initial when google mail first started. Young people are always in awe of the fact that I got to have my name as my email address without adding anything extra to it.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. I'm old enough to have 2 such email addresses.

[–] GalacticRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was that dumb kid who got my first gmail invite from a friend and never thought to use my first name/last name because it was during the time that we all were supposed to be 'anonymous' as everyone on the internet was a murderer.

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Forever ago, in a post about "applying for jobs after graduating college" tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don't use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.

I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of "don't post emails addresses".

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can forward emails from another address for your resume, and I don’t think siriusxm cares

[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Rocking my Hotmail since 1998.

Still ocassionaly typo HotMale and get a surprise.

Also still remember the throwaway my friend and I created to sign up for porn site newsletters on dial-up.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought an email adress was like a website. My first email has a www. in front. Luckily my name is so unique, I can create new ones with my name on every service

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Putting www. at the start of an email is very funny I might do that one say - i often go with youcancontact(myname)@service(com), adding www would make me giggle and confuse everyone i have to read it out to

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Luckily I just picked my name and a zip number.

Two problems; zip number is kind of a personal info, and at that age I didn't even know my zip number properly and made an error, which persists 20 years later.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Relevant username. I'll catch you one day Mr. Redacted

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[–] BillMurray@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First initial and full last name, 6 characters which is the minimum for Gmail. Thank you younger responsible self!

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[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mine is the most original ever: 😐

[First Name][Last Name] at Gmail and Yahoo.

Got the yahoo when they first started offering them, and the Gmail when it was invite only.

Yahoo for 90% of my online correspondence. Gmail for mostly professional / work related stuff.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DizzyMoth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fortunately my name and last name aren't that common so I made an email like name.lastname@mail.com for adult stuff

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dad's is but he was first.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

A couple of years ago, I was applying for a work visa, and they needed my college transcripts. Despite matriculating in 19somethingsomethingoldold, my class was one of the first to use an online system that was able to be migrated into multiple subsequent generations of registrar systems, so they needed to have my school email ID, which I hadn't thought about eleventymilliongetoffmylawn years, so THAT meant placing a call to campus IT, and providing enough personal information for them to look it up.

And that, my online friends, is when you are forced to viscerally confront that you were a deeply cringe knowitall who spent way too much time thinking your personality flaws were edgy superpowers and that knowing the name of a random reference in a Bertrand Russell book you barely understood proved how smart you were.

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am still using an abstraction of my first ever Geocities password in some older accounts that I haven’t scrambled yet. Password requirements were basically nil back last century, it’s important to remember.

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I still remember my icq number and password. I just double checked to see if I took my bp meds this evening

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I used to work in IT for a decent sized ISP. There was a list of banned usernames that was fun to peruse, this was in the 2000s. Good times!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

You know an adult can just get a domain name and thus get a different email address. Like h4ds3x@yomamas.house

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[–] The_Wumpus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I had to apply to get an invite for gmail back in 03. Still got it. This tracks.

[–] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It really does track (you), which is why I'm abandoning my >20 y/o gmail address

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