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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 25 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I mean this goes both ways. Someone asks for help diagnosing an issue in windows and inevitably some snarky Linux user feels compelled to say something unhelpful.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Inevitably?

My friend, the MAJORITY of the comments will be unhelpful Linux snarks.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 1 points 57 minutes ago

Sounds pretty inevitable to me.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 points 27 minutes ago

Yeah as a huge linux fan we gotta be honest with ourselves 😅 we're kinda fuckin insufferable at times

I think a lot of the technical folks who built the space made interpersonal skills kind of a dump stat- and to be fair, I benefit enormously from the technical ability they have in exchange for that lack of social skill. But it does define the culture of Foss spaces in a bunch of ways that aren't the greatest 😅

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It's because Linux is just objectively better.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

That didn't take long.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 4 points 58 minutes ago

Thank you for proving my point.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Does this actually happen, or is this an argument someone had in their head?

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

On Lemmy…it happens more in reverse.

Example:

That’s in the Windows11 community.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago

Seen it happen both ways.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 58 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like this is specifically targeted at the one user posting stuff on the linuxsucks community

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 30 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It has to be rage bait. It's too funny not to be

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s hilarious and the older ones especially are riddled with references you’d find in the linuxmemes comm

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He did try, years ago, to post cynical but inoffensive memes. I'm pretty sure I had to suspend his account at some point. He's also gotten himself banned from political communities for quoting holocaust deniers, using ableist slurs, and generally being a wanker. He's also posted some antisemitic remarks on other communities. The modlog his quite colorful.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 15 points 4 hours ago

If your whole identity, personality, community or social group is based on hating something then you should reevaluate how you spend your time. This is only marginally worse than making your whole personality being a fanboy for a specific brand/product. Things are there to help you do stuff, so get on and do that stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, madthumbs is back? He's always been a hilarious, but equally pathetic troll. I thought we'd lost him when he got all pissy and locked the community a year ago.

[–] ivan@piefed.social 8 points 3 hours ago

Wait, so he's been at it for years now?

I've had his posts in my feed somewhat recently and I was kind of in awe of dude's dedication to do full time posting on topic of Linux users having no life, but had no idea he's been doing it for so long now. 🌚

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

But but but Linux is not user friendly or something! You can totally generalize like that!!! And nevermind the fact that windows often breaks in ways that require technical knowledge to repair. That doesn't count for some reason!!!!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

Unrealistic to believe the guy at the Linux stall would not come at him like John Constantine pulling out a demonic possession.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Every post on the fediverse is specifically directed at me, therefore I must respond when someone has the audacity to mention something I don’t like.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Do you like pineapple upside-down cake?

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 10 points 4 hours ago

This is a bit rich coming from the Linux community.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

Stall owner proceeds to share their opinion about Windows and Microsoft in general.

Windoew guy starts foaming at the mouth and shouting incoherently.