I just found it. It's an organic shitpost.

The sad thing is - we COULD produce processed foods designed for our health. We just choose not to.

Yes, mostly.

(Meanwhile we evolved to eat not-ultraprocessed food so obviously that's best for us.)

Not how this works. Evolution cares about us procreating and spreading our genes, not living long healthy lives. Hence there being plenty animals that die after having children. "We evolved to" just means it won't kill us quickly, not that it is healthy long term.

GMOs aren't dangerous because of the genetic manipulation. They're dangerous because of everything around it. Now it's possible to create vegetables that survive a centimetre of glyphosate coating. And if the farmers reuse seeds, they're breaching copyright law. With this, plants are copyrightable, would you like all of the cancer of contemporary American IP law applied to your food?

Botanist dragging a barrel of glowing green fluid across the tiles of the station floor

Security Chief: "Botanist! What the ABSOLUTE HELL are you doing with 50 liters of radium?"

Botanist: "Mutating the corn so it's blight and drought resistant"

Chief: "????"

Botanist: "I've also mutated a species of hobby lemon to fill itself with sugary lemonade instead of citric acid"

Chief: "Oh, holy crap okay go right ahead"

The problem is that the way GMO is used in practice is to maximize profits: get giant fruits that weigh a lot and catch eyes on the shelf, but are low in nutritional value and have shitty taste/texture.

Like huge strawberries that taste like water, or taste unripe even when they're ripe. Or giant asparagus that's as tough as sisal twine.

I have a theory that if you GMO to prioritize nutritional density, it'll taste better, because the ~~photonutrients~~ phytonutrients are the stuff that taste good.

I think the argument against GMO (for me) isn't so much the yields and other benefits, but rather the potential for single blight to wipe entire crops (did to the lack of variety, despite their claims to blight resilience) and the shady stuff that gmo companies do - sterilised seeds, patent wars, etc.

My ISP provided the fiber, they came and hooked it up and everything.

What's weird about titanium dioxide?

Now I'm wondering if anyone has ever labeled salt as organic.

They do it's called cereal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-cKWSPBBs

Meal replacement drinks and powders exist. They are pretty much that.

Please I need human kibble to happen for totally normal reasons

-"Visually appealing"

-Is just some plant balls

Pineapple has entered the chat.

"Bitch, I'm fruit on a pole! Yellow means go!"

What about Cheetos?

Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can't respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn't trust them.

It’s flash frozen to make it safe, other wise you end up with parasites. Ergo it’s processed.