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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 116 points 6 days ago

Have we considered that he may be wearing a ring of power instead of a wedding band?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 94 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Holy fuck. I had no idea he was that old.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 days ago

Well, he was in a movie with Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd...

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 61 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don't even plan to live that long but if I did I'd be blessed to look that good.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We'll all be blessed to look a quarter that good. That is black magic. Wait, not like that. But really tho.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Black don't crack doesn't even begin to explain this. He looks fit and 40

[–] Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

exercise, hair dye, and good genetics. you have to pick all 3 otherwise you look old and schlubby

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

I'd be blessed to look that good at any age.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Do people plan on how long to live generally?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 40 points 6 days ago

I met Ernie a few years back at a comic con. I was wearing an absolutely idiotic huge baby face costume I put together at the last minute. He sent his handler to grab me because he wanted to talk and get a picture with this stupid outfit. I was dumb founded and forgot to ask if I could take my picture with him at the same time. But he was pretty cool to talk with.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you go out in the world and see people in public, you probably see a few every day who are either much younger, or much older than they look, but you don't notice, because people don't have their age printed on their shirt.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Very much so. The big thing is moisturizing which black people do waaay more of than whites, and especially beneficial if it's an SPF moisturizer. Sunscreen and low UV exposure in general, as well not smoking or drinking are also huge factors, but are much less racially skewed. Stress and illness are also pretty big factors, but tend to be racially skewed against blacks for socioeconomic reasons.

(Observations from an RN having observed many different real vs visual ages and also getting the chance to know their medical and lifestyle histories)

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if he is on TRT. His arms look like a 20yo

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My thoughts exactly. TRT and eats a Titanic amount of protein (of course he must workout pretty hard too - but at 80...)

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Yes true, in this case even with enhancing supplements it is very impressive. He also looks to never have been excessively large like a bodybuilder, which might help.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like, if he'd been the absolute picture of health for the whole time, yeah, okay, that's achievable. But cancer TWICE!? Holy hell!

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

No dude that's NOT achievable💀 Mainly genetics but paired with healthy lifestyle.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He's gotta be dying his hair.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

STILL. 80!? Wtf!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I googled him, and he is a bit grayer than it looks in this picture. But besides that the picture seems accurate. I have friends in their 30's that have more gray hair.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

That's only because Ernie Hudson comes by every week and drains their life force.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

and is also somehow bigger then he was fifty years ago.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't really tell while he's wearing trousers

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

He was in and maintained his amazing shape. Genetics definitely playing a role but I really believe proper resistance training and diet (ie lots of protein, proper caloric intake) is the fountain of youth. So many older in-good shape dudes at my local gym. You can tell they lifted heavy for decades.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 6 days ago

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll look young forever."

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Aren't immortal wizards supposed to change their identity every 20 years or so?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I think Morgan Freeman is his painting of Dorian Gray. That poor fucker was born looking like an 80-year-old man.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

He beat cancer twice, with those massive fucking guns. DYAMMMMM

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There’s no fucking way.

He made a Faustian pact.

But good for him. My deal sucked.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I'll bet 100:1 there's a truly horrific portrait locked up in his attic

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

"You wil get fat and schlubby but you can make as many posts on lemmy as you want and you are guaranteed at least one upvote."

-your Faustian pact

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's all about getting lucky. I work with geriatrics on the regular, and all races have people who somehow manage to look in their 50s while on their deathbed, and some who look like they're on their deathbed at 40.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I have a lot of geriatric patients as well. I don't know if it's just about being lucky. Luck is part of the equation, but a bigger part of that equation is being active and maintaining your mobility.

I have a few patients in their 80s and 90s that look younger than their own children. The big thing they always have in common is that they stay active by exercising regularly.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is a bit of feedback loop there though, some people with age accumulate issues that make it harder for them to stay active

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I would put that in the luck category. Picking up any chronic injury can definitely have negative outcomes to your ability to maintain your mobility and your overall health.

I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation, and it's made me a lot more cautious about engaging in a lot of activities that may be fun, but just aren't worth the risk.

I used to ride motorcycles in college, but gave it up after my first stint in a trauma ward.

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[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 6 points 6 days ago

I mean, fair, but hopefully that's well understood as part of the equation. You're also not going to turn out well if you're constantly practicing self harm or smoking, whether cigarettes or meth, but I'm not out here being exhaustive.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 16 points 6 days ago

Maybe he is afraid of some ghost... his, so he refuses death.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

I reckon he's done some sort of trade with Danny Glover who has looked a week from retirement for about 40 years now.

Shit, he's actually older than Danny.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

He ain't 'fraid of no cancer.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is there like a 'himbo' but for old guys?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 6 days ago

Looking forward to your 100th, Ernie!

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

WIIINNNNNNSSTTOOONNNN 🚂

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

Gets cancer a third time

"How many times do I need to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I wouldn't wanna be cancer! Look at him! He's got big muscular arms! You be cancer! Not me man! You do it!

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Seriously! I think he beat the cancer unconscious with his bare hands.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Just looking at how tiny that watch looks on his wrist.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

He's got the tools. He's got the talent.

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