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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've made this case to Christians before. If people who don't hear about it get a free pass into heaven, after Jesus died, if they just didn't say anything, everyone on earth would go to heaven.

Any time they go somewhere new and preach, they have to get 100% to believe just to keep the number of people going to heaven the same. Anything less and hell has gained some new souls.

Christianity is a recruitment tool for hell.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

My brother's-keeper told me demons keep eating his flock's souls so I asked how many souls he has and he said he just goes to the missionary and gets a new soul afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter souls to demons and then his mom's statue started crying.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Eskimo is a racial slur. I realize things were different in your youth but you need to try and be at least up to date from the last thirty years, grandpa mickey.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Inuit for what people usually mean but that's also a specific tribe so it could be wrong depending on how broadly you're applying the label

[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 10 points 20 hours ago

Either Inuit or Yupik (or perhaps even Aleut), depending on which people you are intending to refer to.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Inuit, I guess

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Christianity is an infohazard

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The basilisk problem. If you knew about it and didn't work to bring it about by telling more people about it then you are the enemy.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i always found that creepypasta funny exactly because of that. bunch of atheists experiencing religious fears but with some words swapped lol

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

lol no one fears santa claus no matter how many words you swap. Now you want an atheist religion go look at Space Nutters.

[–] erayerdin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

lmao

all the abrahamic religions are cognitohazard. maybe, the reason why they're so engrained is cuz one said "shit, now that i've learned it, imma burn, why not spread this to others?"

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago
[–] Cityshrimp@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Da fuq? When I went to Christian school, they told me everyone who died without knowing Jesus go to hell. And I asked “how about babies?”, and they firmly told me “yes, they go to hell”

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah the loving and compassionate God, who sends you to hell if you haven't even heard of them.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 9 points 20 hours ago

He loves you unconditionally.... with some conditions.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I made a creature and then killed it before it had an opportunity to comprehend me and I'm offended by that so I'm going to torture it for eternity.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

- the good guy, supposedly

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Makes me think that this God fellow has a lot of trauma from its upbringing that needs to be worked through.

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Some Christians believe they go to limbo or purgatory as they were not baptized

[–] VeryBlandUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Both forms of Christianity have very differing views.

Catholics have their own brand of afterlife beliefs like limbo and purgatory, none of it is in the bible, but rather external "supporting" scriptures.

Protestants mostly believe one of two things, you're either whisked away, judged and sent to heaven or hell, or you're in a sort of "sleep" until judgement day THEN sent off to heaven/hell.

Heaven being the temporary spot until earth is remade and believers come back to live in New Jerusalem in earthly bodies once more, forever.

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Good and merciful god that one.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well the church fixed that now.

Children who die before they have a chance to be baptised are in heaven too.

But everyone else is going to hell if they do not praise god.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

That just sounds like noone should get baptised either.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The actual answer is "I don't know, the Bible doesn't say."

The contradictions between doctrine and the Bible make so much more sense when you view it in the historical context of a tribal religion, as it was written, not as some kind of universal truth. The Bible doesn't say what happens to people who never hear about it because the writers weren't thinking about that.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Mathew 18:18 is the circuit breaker for those situations: whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven

AKA when in doubt, god defers to the Pope for some reason.

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[–] nightmare786@leminal.space 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So, religious texts are basically just some kind of "mind virus"? But just not the kind one should be "woke" about?

[–] nightmare786@leminal.space 1 points 16 hours ago

no it's a meme. check out memetics

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Back when I was a wee little shit, and the parents were ritualistically sacrificing my Sunday mornings to Sky Daddy & Super-J by dragging my ass to church: I recall our pastor actually addressing this. Idr the verse he referenced, but it boiled down your 'soul' or some shit being driven to god even if you haven't been exposed to him here on Earth. TLDR, even if you don't know, you still go to hell for being a dirty heathen, so good 'ol christians have a duty to go shove their shit down as many throats as possible to 'save' them.

Whether or not that's true to their lore, I have no idea - there are so many contradictions in that shit that you can basically make it say whatever you want.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

The lore is whatever you can twist into it. You already said it lol

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

good 'ol christians have a duty to go shove their shit down as many throats as possible to 'save' them.

Yyyyyyep.

My favorite was when I (white guy) lived in a neighborhood with a lot of majority-black churches, ladies would walk around on Sunday afternoons knocking on doors to “spread the news.” However, the second they saw me their faces would fall and they’d make a quick exit after a minimal pitch. It was obvious they were trying to recruit from the black community and my soul was not a priority to them. I’m sure it happens the other way around as well. Nothing against black people here.

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