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[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don't forget to prepare it in your

Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

Too soon?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Bratwurst

bRatwurst

brAtwurst

braTwurst

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Cooking an eating unruly children.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids...

If they're being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD

[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila

[–] DiggyDiggyMole@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.

Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it "Fleischkäsebrät". Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

B ussy

R imming

A nalingus

T umeric

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm down, shit. I'll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

How about no eggplant or zucchini, I can replace with courgette and aubergine

It is the WURST.

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

rice

I died

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beer and tobacco.

mainly leaves and grains.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's vegan!

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

You can only eat misbehaving children

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines

The recipes are wild.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 23 hours ago

Boiled RATs only

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

Bacon, rats and toilet paper

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I'm familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I've also had a very similar pinole version.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Broccoli

Radishes

Algae

Tarantulas

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.

[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

You eat small edgy dolls

[–] PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Bouillon Rennet Artichoke Toes

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 1 day ago

you can only eat subaru pickups

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

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  • beer
  • red bull
  • aspirin
  • tacos
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Girl dinner.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Heh... tequila to get toasted

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "I'm 18 living on my own for the first time" diet.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Boy Rats Are Tasty

Lots of protein.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
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